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Spicy Hot Lamby Nipple Chops – 6/14/19

In today’s show, Carlito tries to find clean pee for his drug test, he drinks some hand sanitizer, Dom The Bomb calls in, T Falcon wants to know the origin of asshole, it’s baylo again, RBCP calls about the TV, David King is defriending everyone, Carlito attempts to blow up some Diet Coke at people.

This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito!

Tuna Panties – 6/7/2019

In this show, Carlito calls complainers, Legend chats about the weather, Dirty Aaron calls in to talk about falafels, JagTV is stroking it, Carlito gets in a few car accidents, a caller is worried that the prank call meetup is a joke, you can now find Madhouse Live on Spotify, Dwight and Carlito go to a movie together after the show.

This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito!

Honey Labia – 5/31/19

In this episode, Buffalo Bill liked big girls, Matt and Zax are back, Carlito got a new phone, wireless charging is slow as fuck, oh crud Carlito just said he’s going to edit all of this out of the podcast and I didn’t edit any of it out. I’m sorry, though, I like when he rambles. I’m going to name this show Honey Labia even though I’m not sure if he meant that the other show he was editing should be called that or this current show, calls come in from Catastrophe and Dwight and Wasted Memory, Carlito loves not talking to people at McDonalds, Green B gives us a gyro update, Dwight discusses the upcoming Chicago meetup, Dwight gives the show an explosive ending, Homer is doing great.

This show was edited and posted by RBCP, using Carlito’s “instant show reel” recording that he provided to supporters via Dropbox. This is the very first show that hasn’t been posted to the Madhouse podcast feed. After this show it looks like there are about 19 more of them left to edit and post. I will try to post all of them over the coming year or two. This site is now managed by me, RBCP. I rarely listened to Carlito’s podcast feed because I tried to always be around for his live shows. Therefore, I don’t know exactly what his style of editing was. Mostly I’ll just be cutting out long pauses, phones ringing, and some of the music. If I’m doing anything wrong, please yell at me. RIP, Carlito!

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You Like to Look at Peckers – 5/24/19

This is our episode from May 24h, 2019.

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Shit Machine – 5/18/2019

This is our episode from May 18th, 2019.

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Operation Wolf – 4/27/19



 

This is our episode from April 27th, 2019.

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Kissing Body Your Ass – 4/20/19

 

Carlito is looking for a new bed that won’t squeak while he’s porking his wife. Calling the hotel front desks and asking for ashtrays for our 420 marijuana smoking parties. Reporting the Matt Hillock Drug House. Carlito needs to pee in the pool but they are all closed. Offending Zappo’s customer service. An Indian woman yells WHAT

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You’re Fraud – 4/12/19



Stop & Shop employees are on strike, Carlito is getting into confrontations with them. Calling hotels drilling holes in the wall, shitting in the toilet and smoking with Dwight McClanahan.

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Hold Your Tongue – 3/16/2019 Show

The kid at Panera Bread has some interesting medical advice. Carlito makes the girl at Waffle House lose her composure. Indian guy tells Carlito to hold his tongue when talking to him.

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Honey Labia – 3/9/2019 Show



Stealing shoes from Walmart. China is dirty. Carlito and Homer walk out of PetSmart without paying for his beef pizzle. A guy doesn’t appreciate Carlito calling his wife “Honey Labia”. Engineering is being sent to the hotel room regarding sheets in the toilet again.

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God Dammit – 2/23/2019 Show

Ordering two plain pizzas and 2 cheese pizzas and talking labia with the big pizza guy. Turning the light off on a guy in the Target bathroom making a lot of pooping noises. Carlito ends the show with chest pains.

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Toilet Offline – 2/6/19 Show

Cross is having trouble working the smart toilet in his hotel room. Carlito accuses a dentist of unbuttoning his pants. How much will it cost to pay a Taekwondo master to let us kick his ass in front of our children to earn their respect?

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What Do I Do? – 12/15/2019

Carlito is calling from the bathroom to find what he needs to do. Cross leaves his glucometer in the Barnes & Noble men’s room and a big bruhaha develops involving glory holes and trespassing warrants.

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Mader Tongue – 12/14/2018

Carlito is joined by Big Dwight McLanahan. We try to play audio of last week’s Indian cursing tirade to other Indian restaurants with mixed results. Carlito is calling from the Main Machine in town writing up the girls at Target in his report. Transportation is lying about the F word. Dave King joins to explain his insane conspiracy woo-woo. Dwight is calling off sick from jobs he doesn’t have. Salads with icing.

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I’m a Three Input Guy – 12/6/18

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she is going out of town for a few days leaving her home unattended.

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