Category: Podcast

Want To Get Your Ass Kicked? 4/20/2018

Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the […]

The Dead Hand – 3/31/18

Homer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter. Support […]

I Want Real Woman – 3/23/18

Join Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and […]

Girl Scout Cookie – 3/7/18

A short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies. Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like […]

The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18

Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases. Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk […]

Get The Snow Outta Here – 2/7/18

Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to […]

A Group of Like Minded Men – 2/3/18

The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito […]

More Get Your Shit Outta Here – 1/19/18

Calling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from, Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from, Reclude, Green B from the Green […]

New Years Machine – 12/31/2017

New Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms.   Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]

Christmas Confidence Level Reporting – 12/24/17

Merry Christmas from Madhouse Radio! Carlito and Milkman call NORAD (our Christmas Eve tradition) and shoot the shit with the Santa Trackers.  XYZ from joins as Carlito’s indifferent son.  A Twitter complainer pins us as scammers trying to ruin his night. Starting drama with a girls Mom and ordering food with heat at Waffle […]

You Done Messed with the Wrong Person – 12/10/17

A short Sunday afternoon show featuring a nice round of Get Your Shit Outta Here. Carlito tells a store to flip at the breakers and leave them like that until he calls back…and then never calls back. Placing an order for Foo and then canceling it at the last minute. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave […]

Horse Resurrection (Pranksgiving 2017) – 11/23/17

Pranksgiving is back and Carlito & Milkman kick off 24 hours of live prank call shows. We learn that the HorseyCat concept has been stolen from us after discovering Caticorn for sale at Five Below and Amazon. Call before you dig – even if you need to bury the family dog. Looking for shit massages […]

Thank You For Your Service – 11/10/17

Carlito is stealing valor again, calling businesses on Veterans Day with a sense of entitlement. Dirty Aaron joins the show and comes up with a great idea: Looking for a new gym after our previous trainer reneged on a promise to sleep with us if we hit our weight loss goal. Looking for more of […]

Fucking Idiot People – 10/31/2017

Happy Halloween and a happy birthday to that dirtbag Milkman! Carlito is helping the girl at the diner spell like she is a 4 year old. Cross is trying to buy bees for his wife who is allergic to them. Complaining to the Arby’s customer support line after we get sick eating a 10 day […]

Verizon Burgers – 10/21/2017

It’s Arby’s venison sandwich day and Carlito is calling the restaurants making deals for them, then eats his third one of the day while on break. Revisiting Chipotle’s controversial policy of using empty Tabasco sauce bottles as salt and pepper shakers. Starting gossip drama between neighbors on the same street. Guests are Xyz from, […]