We return after a 2 month break. Cross is working overtime fixing computers and finding penises on them. We are calling the UK to place breakfast orders from people who are just waking up. Carlito waited 2 hours to eat his take out food and is now complaining that his steak is cold. Artie has met yet another weird girl.
Riley martin doesn’t want to talk to Cross about Malcolm X being in a spaceship. Carlito is calling a plumber to help with the aftermath of his toilet fetish. We are sending out the mobile voting machine for people who failed to vote in time in the UK.
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Big changes after the events of last weeks show. A woman posted an ad seeking building materials on Craigslist, we offer several toilets. We are watching water usage in the UK again, air in the system leads to us ordering people to flush their toilets.
International Business Machines wants to hire an Indian guy’s pretty wife. Carlito threatens to beat his girlfriend up if an old man doesn’t give his name up. An old lady in the UK keeps repeating her digits. Milkman get serious.
Carlito is booking a room at the UK hospital. We’re watching room 1110 on the computer machine and the guest is flushing the toilet way too much. A massage parlor in Guam won’t discuss one handed massages whilst an Australian one offers hand relief right off the top.
Some Indians get upset at Carlito’s usual antics. Cross insults an OK Cupid user and her mother. Drought conditions have forced the UK government to enact emergency powers and grant control of the water machines to the Blue Waffle company.
Samantha and Carlito complain after they find fingernails in their food. More hilarious pizza delivery calls. Carlito is defeated in court by the Welsh after several objections.
Milkman is still getting laid. Lexy gave out her parents phone number on Twitter, we call to offer her mom meat and a movie. Carlito and an American flag were disrespected at an Olive Garden. We keep waking up people in the UK and asking them to kiss each other on the phone.
Milkman gets head from a Bulgarian hooker. We are calling from the bank regarding a horse loan. The man that makes the steaks was rude to Carlito. Wake up calls from the British Office of Time Management and the United Kingdom Decency Association.
Exponential Indian restaurant orders go nowhere. Carlito needs the dimensions of a hotel conference room for a horse conference. Wolf Blitzer is coming to stay in the Iranian for something big. We talk about the history of the prank call game.
Cross is accusing a Cuban ice cream shop of laundering money and not paying on a debt. We want to know if the hotel has a limit on flushing. KDK joins Madhouse for the first time in years for some UK wake up calls. Carlito tricks the angry Asiatics into going to a shock website again.
Carlito gets high off of God damn bath salts and kicks another God damned car. This time he’s not getting away with scamming the God damned owner God dammit. Uncle Tom wants Carlito to come on down! Honolulu Charlie accepts his victory on the most recent Madhouse poll. Scotland has some new regulations regarding toilet flushing.
A T-Mobile rep is promoting their new safety feature: an alarm that goes off when colored people enter their stores. Carlito wants to train racist horses and dogs. A Pole falls for the oldest Polak joke in the book. A man is irate when asked to apologize for being rude to UK Ted.
Indians are getting all upset at Carlito again. Jack Masterson returns and he becomes demonically posessed when he is refused a garbage bag filled with FRENCH FRIES. Carlito wants to take suggestive photos at Ikea before purchasing an iPhone machine. More of them crazy UK wake up calls.
A lawyer gets involved when Jose threatens to charge a daily $50 late fee on photos that haven’t been paid for. Carlito explains how the martial arts teaches students to pray to the dragon and the devil for magical powers. We are calling the UK and Scotland to say hi. An Xbox gamer gets upset when accused of piracy.
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