Last week’s Chinese restaurant gets pranked again. Carlito calls a lady at the gas station big, then argues with the Indian owner. Carlito takes off all his clothes when he gets his hair cut. Rude calls to an ISP, churches and pharmacies.
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01:08 – Yelling insulting humor at a stupidvisor.
.. 05:43 – Britney is a piece of work
07:48 – Matty calling sugar tits at the church.
..09:03 – Carlito calls the lying pastor back about Matty.
10:29 – Calling about slaves at the hardware place.
12:42 – Ordering eggs cooked with heat and one bread from the diner.
16:51 – Following up on the shoe wars.
.. 18:00 Calling again to order one shoes.
20:29 Matt calls about help choosing the vitamin shit.
22:32 – Calling the big girl at the big Shell. (Call 1)
.. 24:30 – Calling the Indian at the big Shell to order one gasoline. (Call 2)
.. 26:11 – Calling again to taunt the Indian guy. (Call 3)
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station
28:16 – Tammy at the firm is being rude and nasty. Carlito is screwed up in his head.
31:06 – Matt True Story: Matt Drank His Piss.
32:16 – Carlito wants a table shower at the barber shop before he gets his hair cut.
.. 33:18 – Carlito takes off all his clothes when getting his hair cut.
.. 34:00 – Tell Amanda at another place about taking off all his clothes when he gets his hair washed.
..35:18 – Calling Amanda again and throwing a burrito at her head.
36:15 – Eddie calling maricon to make an order.
46:36 – A lady looking for underpinnins.
50:57 – Renting a living room for a few hours only
.. 55:18 – Matt calls back
01:01:18 – Grout work at the Papa Johns has Carlito coughing to death.
01:09:05 – My name is Merp
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station from earlier
01:16:30 – Calling the gazebo about stupid birds.
.. 01:17:02 – Complaining about the ethnic curse to the old jew.
01:18:47 – Jose has a pretty penis
.. 01:19:28 – Calling back for anyone with a pretty penis
.. 01:20:02 – Zyklon calls again for Carla.
01:21:05 – Looking for extended sizes in chef uniforms
.. 01:23:15 – Calling back about the chef pants after guy hung up
01:30:32 – Hydrocodone is pussy shit for dogs.
01:32:06 – Is Dr. Sosa from Cuba?
01:35:25 – Hung up on by the pharmacy due to coughing
..01:36:24 – Why’d you hang up you little shit?
01:39:45 – Storage locker call
.. 01:41:55 – Connecting the phone doctor to fix Brad Carter’s show
.. 01:43:08 – They both confuse each other
01:46:23 – Jose calls Adult Toy Storage
01:50:40 – I’m ingnorant.
01:51:44 – Cursing and complaining.
01:51:40 – What, huh, hah?
02:05:34 – Dad upset in the background.
02:10:00 – Calling back the Chinese restaurant from last week
.. 02:26:12 – Calling to cancel
02:12:42 – Snoballs and ice cream
02:21:10 – Calling the church about the labia