I Have a Chode – 4/23/14
carlito | Apr 23, 2014 | 0 comments
A talking cat wants help catching a rat. Patton Fox finds a lost green card, the owner is offering an hour with his son as a reward. Carlito wants to alter his prescription in order to get a pair of sunglasses that will fuck him up when he wears them.
Show Notes:
| 0:04:00 | A cat is calling to have a rat caught in his house, but not disposed of |
| 0:06:59 | Patton Fox found a lost green card, sends a Mexican boy to Food City to trade sex for it |
| 0:21:45 | Horny Zack the telphone hacker |
| 0:24:23 | Calling Food City for the Mexican boy |
| 0:41:56 | Hung up on after complaining about too many rings |
| 0:42:42 | …calling back, looking for a lost phone bridge |
| 0:45:08 | ..found a nice lipstick color? |
| 0:45:58 | Did that Mexican boy show up? |
| 0:50:19 | I have a chode |
| 0:51:02 | ..Baz calls back, explains women usually mess things up. |
| 0:55:15 | ..Carlito calls back to order one man-made pasta |
| 0:58:29 | Dr. Cross interrupts a doctor with his nonsense |
| 1:08:27 | No I can’t hold |
| 1:09:29 | ..calling to order a pair of sunglasses that will make me real fucked up |
| 1:10:47 | ..calling again but bleeping out the cursing |
| 1:11:48 | ..David Snozwell calls back in for a monacle |
| 1:15:39 | Renting out church spaces for a bachelor party |
| 1:17:16 | ..Baz calls back from the machine organization for an explanation |
| 1:29:56 | The guys need the hotel toilet fixed |
| 1:37:04 | Calling the pharmacy for the good shit |
| 1:38:15 | ..Anthony won’t be talked to like that |
| 1:39:25 | Tracking down Tim Searcy, asling about a pacemaker |
| 1:51:45 | Checking for mavros at the Greek restaurant |
| 1:53:05 | ..calling back checking for malaka |
| 1:54:11 | ..we’re turks |
| 1:54:11 | Quick hangup for calling her sexy |
| 1:55:13 | ..one bahnchod! |
| 1:57:04 | How do I take a shit in the toilet in the mobile home |
