The Computer Does Not Go – 9/17/13
United Water Machines is tring to track down their employee Jesus, An elevator machine is stuck and Carlito is trying to climb out via the elevator shaft. We call shelters and soup kitchens.
Show Notes:
4:52 – Did Jesus deliver the water at the wheelchair machines today?
… 6:28 – Matt joins in as Carlito insults the wheelchair lady.
… 7:12 – We call back, she just stares at the phone.
… 7:36 – Finally we get to ask a man about the water delivery
… 9:12 – Matt takes a stab at the guy.
11:46 – Elevator machine won’t go, what’s a pound key.
… 16:00 – A different person tries to help with the elevator machine.
27:46 – The computer does not go. (Star Trek: TNG reference)
..31:14 – Computer still does not go.
35:18 – Church or YMCA? (Matt)
… 35:56 – Carlito apologizes for Matt
39:25 – Looking for a shelter where you can watch other men showering.
… 40:01 – Matt complains about the uppity woman. Says his pussy lips hurt.
43:02 – Talking rudely to the soup kitchen bookkeeper
… 43:47 – Nun at the soup kitchen #1
… 45:52 – Calling the soup kitchen thrift shop to complain abot the nun.
… 46:34 – Nun at the soup kitchen #2
… 47:24 – Calling someone else about the witch nun.
48:50 – Thank God that this is a white doctor.
51:02 – Vietnamese restaurant (Matt)
… 52:32 – Carlito calls the frantic Vietnamese woman back
57:22 – Haggar was fighting in front of a building
1:01:46 – Matt is trying to get connected
1:07:09 – Calling the effeminate magician man.
1:11:24 – Matt is looking to make a custom fleshlight with a fake halloween severed arm.
1:13:48 – Putting special weed butter on a Subway sandwich.
1:17:43 – Calling the neighbors to see if they want weed butter sandwiches
