Category: 2008

2008-12-26 Show

Carlito is joined by Hollywood Vanja on the morning after Christmas. Together, they call several stores such as Walmart and Best Buy during one of the busiest days of the year and present odd cases for gift returns.

2008-12-18 Show

Historic Madhouse show, Carlitos studio gets shut down by the police hence the short length and sudden cut off. Hollywood visited a fast food joint that ran out of meat earlier in the day, he calls back and informs them to close for the night and apparently they do. An anger management line is not amused with Carlito and Hollywood.

2008-12-15 Show

Ralph Littlejohn confuses a newspapers advertisement for a job posting. Jack Valente applies for a voice acting job by making racially stereotypical jokes using a voice changer. Dr. Nargas finally speaks to someone regarding the job in Jacksonville. Carlito keeps hitting 0 on a receptionist. Security guards don’t officially condone racial profiling.

2008-12-11 Show

Reclude creeps everyone out when he voices a guy trying to set up a rendezvous with a young lady at the gas station. The Mecca restaurant doesn’t serve lamb but Jack Valentes stool sample says otherwise. Rotisserie Wallace is trying to book performing chimps to appear as extras in his fabricated, stolen sex tape. We have a piece of french toast that says you ain’t gonna do shit.

2008-12-08 Show

Has our friend at the diner died in a car accident? Hollywood cant convince the staff to join him in prayer. A divorcee to be sounds like she might take Carlito up on a date offer. Sassy + Sexy = Sessy. Dr Nargas is looking for work in Jacksonville. A math tutor becomes a guitar tutor all of a sudden. A recently widowed lady is not trying to sell Hollywood her late husbads dresses.

2008-12-04 Show

Carlito tries to force a lady at an answering service to incriminate herself for something she did not do. We have fun with an indian casino in the desert, Carlito has lost his diabetes kit there again. Reclude defaces the Koran. A French peeping tom is terrorizing the UK and looking at women in their knickers.

2008-12-01 Show

Carlito places several calls in to job openings in which he forces his own sales techniques on an art gallery, drives a van that he calls the panty dropper and is afraid of touching dirty money at a bank. Air conditioners can be fixed by kicking and hitting them most of the time. Carlito is frustrated when Puerto Ricans take too long to buy Christmas trees.

2008-11-27 Show

Carlito gets crude with the ladies at Denny’s. CFC sheds some light on his prison story. Margaret is dealing with that time of the month and drops the phone in the toilet. We follow up on the Guy In The Suit from the Poker Room and find out hes in the hospital. His coworker wont pray on the phone with Hollywood Vanja for his recovery. Reclude catches us up on his recent trip to LA. Richie Randall wants to get his Buick out of the salvage yard at all costs. A vietnam vet has his own opinion on the matter and threatens to shoot him on sight.

2008-11-24 Show

Dr. Nargas is applying for construction work, says he is good at giving tests with the papers and has a student vouch as a reference during the call. Carlito then drives a hard bargain and forces a job offer in the telemarketing field. Hollywood and Summer Bigjohnson have sales experience…selling themselves that is. A man with a womans name gets propositioned for a quid pro quo work offer in the process. Jack Masterson and Hollywood catch a company breaking equal employment opportunity laws. DaDead discusses The Shield series finale and our theories about the end of Vic Mackey. He then pranks an alarm company and says he once tried to sell an alarm system in a neighborhood that a convicted sex offender moved into. Carlito doesnt know how to send his fax to Ft. Lauderdale. Father McQuarters needs a wheelchair ramp installed on the altar. Carlito convinces a diner patron to put the cordless phone in the trash bin behind the counter.

2008-10-30 Show

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2008-10-25 Show

Our final Saturday show starts off with us creating a Sodomist Priest character for Dungeons and Dragons, and then we try to bribe a store clerk into letting us purchase upgrades under the table. The same gaming store later calls back and traces the Madhouse show down. Our mocha colored toy poodle bitch Lizzy Poo needs clothes. We pull a restaurants licenses for just about everything. After that we start calling around with orders for panties. A Jamaican woman gets mad when shes told to shut up as she reads off her menu. Carlito forces a Chinese man to say the number 4 as often as possible. A pizza guy wants to know what number 2 is.

2008-10-23 Show

Evil Artie joins the crew in studio, smokes his first cigar. Carlitos PC overheats again. Carlito microwaves his foil covered arepas, blames the Columbian restaurant when they catch fire. Dr. Lego voices Ed Rooney who is served by a sick waiter, the hospital breaks in to let him know his lab reports came in positive. Carlito suggests that Artie should take out a student loan. William Shatner claims George Takei is mentally ill. A front desk attendant gets irate when the F word gets dropped. Carlito threatens to report him to the Carlifornia Tourism Board. A lead on missing prank victim Charlie Patton turns up nothing.

2008-10-16 Show

Carlito is holding a block party in the ghettos of Philly. We play our show demo entry for a contest on Sirius radio. Thomas Jefferson calls Ben Franklin. We make a few calls to a Cuban restaurant throughout the night. Athena gets a wake up call, Carlito threatens to eat junk while she is out of town. An old black lady calls a strip club looking for her husband. We comment on baseball and the Red Sox catch up to the Tampa Bay Rays while we are watching. A former governor is trying to book hotel space for himself and an injured vet…one room, one bed. Summer Bigjohnson keeps calling a pizza place with a last minute order, offers the guy anything he wants. We call from 98.6 the Mouth with a special over-the-phone card trick contest.

2008-10-11 Show

Carlito and Tuck are joined later by Milkman on a lazy Saturday afternoon for some prank calls. Orlando Taxis is based out of Bolton, UK so naturally Carlito confuses things with Orlando, FL. We then followup with new pranks to old victims such as the Crying Old Pensioner Woman from 2006, the Cockroach restaraunt from the American Bastard call, the New York Grill in Tokyo, Japan, the Manchester Pub and the retirement home from the Practice and the Stoppers is Off call we did in December. A prank call to a bodega goes nowhere. Milkman is recovering from ankle surgery. Carlito is a road rage target and CFC commends him on handling the situation well. Carlito comments on Bill Maher and his new documentary Religulous.

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