Four orchestra players were arrested for looking into a women’s restroom during a concert. Carlito is calling hotels in foreign countries asking if they have beds, water & air. Looking for massage parlours in muslim Malaysia. Guests are Neon, Dwight, Baz & Tedwwweb.
We call Planet Fitnesses to test out their lunk alarms and survey their members with rude questions. Carlito orders cold ice cream off the online menu. Jack Masterson is trying to get curbside room service. Carlito and Dwight speak to yet another angry bahnchod – this one calls us cowards. An Australian hotel clerk says Carlito can pork his wife. Harassing a couple about their goats for sale. An aspiring redneck rapper gets a GHF phone virus. Dirty Aaron is looking to buy a dog, shares an awkward real-life story & gets Lenny’d.
Carlito upsets a state worker and challenges him to a punching and kicking fight at the Wal*Mart. Trying to get some spectator action at the local dance studio. Ordering cabinets that plug in to the wall in order to make go. Calling on job offers and making people feel really awkward in the process. Getting a manager upset with inappropriate responses to a medical survey.
Carlito is busy calling to buy rabbits and trying to get a guy to perform anilingus on his lady. Oil! Carlito is following up on a report of consensual sex in the loan department office as well as notifying an applicant of their approval in a grand fashion. Warning UK wankers before their water turns brackish. Calling businesses in Guam being rude, placing orders and looking for canned ham. We’re sorry Miss Jackson. Guests are JagTV, Baz, Neon, Dwight, RBCP, Darkstranger, Laugh Track Matt & Zax.
Milkman is looking for a good deal on a guitar and the white devil is selling some hay. A JPL engineer has installed ejection seats in a car. We upset men over Honda ATV parts and Great Clips customer surveys. Mr. McGay makes an appearance. Zappos calls and UK wankers wrap up the night.
Carlito has Milkman do a few calls including a Dodge truck and an Indiana guitar for sale. Bill’s dad learns about his son’s sex tape. We call back a guy Dwight pranked earlier in the week – discover that he is the Russian Lenny. RBCP announces his new prank clock located at http://prankcallnation.com/clock. Guests are Dwight, Neon, RBCP, Dashie & his calling machine.
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Carlito raises money for Milkman (http://www.gofund.me/milkman) and takes his shirt off on YouTube in the process. DJ Cross is looking to play Christian music at a wedding with his shirt off. We are calling from The Pizza complaining about tips and rude customers. R.I.P. Raunch Foxxx. One particular Twitter complainer plays along with everything we throw at him, no matter how absurd. Guests are Dirty Aaron, Dwight, Zyklon, Darkstranger, Enigma420, RBCP, Neon, Jag & Baz.
The Seahawks lose in the Super Bowl, we call sports bars in Seattle to troll them on the loss. Carlito rapes a car in the gas tank. We call the father of an aspirihg actor and claim that he raised his son like a girl. Baz and Carlito are stuck in McDonalds Playlands, Guests are JagTV, Dwight, Neon, Darkstranger & RBCP.
Episode recorded live on 1/27/2015- “Make The YouTube Machine Go”
Madhouse Radio episode recorded on Sunday 1/25/2015. Carlito hosts with guests Neon, Dwight, RBCP, LTM & Ida.
Carlito is stuck in an elevator shaft at a hotel, Dwight is trying to get him help but Carlito is not very cooperative.
Carlito manages to climb into the duct work over the grill at a Wendy’s, Dwight calls to get him some help getting back out.
Carlito calls in to an alcoholic support radio show as ‘Al Coholic’ – a man on step 9 who is about to fall off the wagon.
Carlito had his appliance warranty claim denied because he put a bowling ball in the washer. A Japanese man is not happy with being mocked on the phone. A white trash couple find their prank call funny. Carlito’s poor attitude negates his ability to rent a mobile home.
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Carlito calls a loan applicant and announces her approval in grand style!