Roy got angry and kicked some guys Audi for no reason. Someone was looking at Jack while he was in the truck stop bathroom. Adult resort doesn’t mean you can leave your door open while you get naked. Honoruru Charlie teaches us some more Chinese curses. Carlito is getting his face blown off again.
A furry has pooped in front of Carlito’s son in a parking lot. Bubba Johnson is trying to get a dancing gig at a strip club. Ordering pancakes takes a hostile turn. An Indian restaurant curses Carlito out.
We need an earnings report before ordering a mop. Cross is causing trouble while ordering a new oven. A gypsy is looking to park his caravan in someones yard. We follow up on how long it took to use the toilet after eating fried rice.
It is ridiculous to ask how soon you will need to use the bathroom after eating fried rice.
Carlito goes the distance for some cheap aus jus. It is ridiculous to ask how soon you will need to use the bathroom after eating fried rice. We bother some more infomercial lines. Carlito needs to book a hotel room in Austria for himself and his horse.
Carlito is in a bad mood. We keep bothering a call center after seeing an infomercial for a steam mop. Charlie is amused that Cross is dying of cancer. The local Kinkos will not do our Spanish report for us.
We mess with people responding to an ad for free furniture. A misdial leads to Carlito getting his balls blown off by an angry redneck. A couple of five percenters debate with Carlito over religion and the white man.
Carlito has lost his vision. We prank the BBC and pull a Captain Janks. Carlito is too fat to ride a pony. There are no openings on the doll we want to purchase.
Carlito stuffs his face while ordering pizza, confuses the general managers. We start a big mess with room 112 in the UK. Valente is reading a telemarketers script at 5 in the morning.
Milkman and Carlito discuss Obama’s address and the new terror threat. Cross is suing a telemarketer…before he even starts his job. Ted and Carlito wake up the UK, are implored to repent by the blood of Jesus.
Jose puts his ass cheeks on the grill. Officer Gonzales is going to track our number down. We discuss DC’s new 52 reboot.
Carlito returns from medical leave. The Honoruru Inn guy sends us back to the doctor. Evil Artie is annoying as usual. Carlito asks a pharmacist about his restroom details.
Cross with International Business Machines and Health inspections is calling a Citgo station regarding a lack of hand washing.
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