R.I.P. B.I.G. – 6/24/14
carlito | Jun 24, 2014 | 0 comments
Carlito calls several more businesses wanting to bring a baseball bat with him. Puff Daddy shoots his gun in the air while Rick Ross destroys our rental car. Carlito tries to take a life insurnce policy out on a car mechanic just in case his car explodes while the gas tank is dropped. An angry black hotel clerk goes off on Carlito.
Show Notes:
| 0:00:36 | Speaking latin to the latin school goes nowhere |
| 0:01:28 | Wanting to bring a baseball bat into a showroom |
| 0:03:49 | Calling the dog food company with concerns |
| 0:11:55 | Making weird noises with the camera store people |
| 0:14:26 | Hey boy how you doing? |
| 0:14:46 | Talking shit to the legal secretary |
| 0:17:39 | Checking how strong the sneeze-guard glass at the Subway is |
| 0:18:55 | How you doing Big Fat Katie? |
| 0:20:10 | Is the doctor fornicating today? |
| 0:20:36 | Talking to the office receptionist after having a threesome with two of the lawyers |
| 0:25:16 | Hung up after complaining about the long silence |
| 0:26:30 | ..calling back their other line |
| 0:30:46 | |
| 0:32:06 | Stupid dogs and shit |
| 0:34:21 | ..connecting a bahnchod on the line on behalf of the guy at Stupid Dogs |
| 0:35:36 | Ordering some heat |
| 0:37:12 | What’s your name brah? |
| 0:38:00 | Iced coffee warnings at McDonalds |
| 0:39:49 | Trying to board an American Agressive Pitbull |
| 0:44:54 | Red Robin complaint |
| 0:49:23 | Historical society |
| 0:51:41 | Meep meep |
| 0:52:01 | Big Amber hangs up quick |
| 0:52:16 | trying Amber again, bringing a baseball bat to look at furniture |
| 0:59:23 | Leon calling Men’s Wearhouse looking for Labia design tuxedos |
| 0:59:23 | ..Calling the Longhorn Steakhouse next door |
| 1:03:53 | Asking for pheromone spray to be added to Chipotle food |
| 1:05:15 | Ordering one wood |
| 1:09:46 | The Sears Automotive Insurance Saga Part 1 |
| 1:13:02 | ..connecting the insurance agency to take out a policy to drop the tank |
| 1:17:26 | ..calling automotive back to set up the insurance policy |
| 1:20:35 | Question about catering and a flaming illuminati display |
| 1:25:48 | Animal hopsital |
| 1:27:27 | Printing a newspaper slandering a waitress |
| 1:28:42 | Sears Automotive Insurance Saga Part 2 |
| 1:32:57 | ..connecting the Automotive guy again |
| 1:34:18 | Got punched in the face and broke all teeth |
| 1:41:39 | The pastor said he was going to destroy us |
| 1:43:43 | Do you cover train machines? Orthodontist comes back from long hold |
| 1:45:02 | Calling back the travel agent who hung up |
| 1:46:09 | No baseball bats at the Subway |
| 1:47:16 | Ordering one everything |
| 1:51:22 | Looking for my grandfather (2 calls) |
| 1:53:02 | Grocery store drama |
| 1:56:46 | Another McDonalds iced coffee warning call |
| 1:58:34 | Whats the best battery to break a car window with |
| 1:59:20 | Shipping 42 lbs of batteries and having the delivery man through it through the window |
| 2:02:24 | No hot dogs on the warmer |
| 2:03:12 | Causing a soccer riot |
| 2:06:55 | Calling Beef Bowl back about toilet problems |
| 2:11:40 | Checking back in on the grocery drama |
| 2:13:05 | Trying to get some coffee hand delivered to the hotel |
| 2:14:43 | The Illuminati calling to extend an invitation |
| 2:15:49 | Orson Welles Jr lost his wedding ring in the car wash vacuum cleaner |
| 2:18:28 | Getting details on the partitions in the bathrooms |
| 2:23:19 | Another bathroom floor plan call |
| 2:25:31 | How fast is the curry? |
| 2:26:00 | Needing pilated to strengthen the bowel core |
| 2:28:26 | Indian market |
| 2:30:40 | Making an order while eating |
| 2:32:40 | Starting more grocery store drama |
| 2:34:19 | Bringing a baseball bat to look at cameras at Best Buy |
| 2:34:19 | Trying to order one gasoline |
| 2:37:05 | Wanting to see aquatic animal sexual organs |
| 2:39:33 | A very angry black woman appears while calling a hotel about sexual organs and colored people (3 calls) |
| 2:48:58 | Fuckers! |
| 2:54:16 | Rick Ross took a baseball bat to Carlito’s rental car |
| 2:58:45 | Effeminate coffee man |
| 2:59:46 | Adobo |
| 3:00:38 | Making wax |
| 3:01:45 | The price of one beers |
| 3:03:10 | White people cracker clothing |
| 3:05:08 | Just getting my hair washed |
| 3:06:14 | Getting invitations that don’t look like crap |
| 3:07:36 | Took a baseball bat to the backroom of the shoe store |
| 3:09:33 | Anthony in the toilet |
| 3:10:33 | Call goes nowhere |
| 3:10:53 | Looking for the smallest cell phone possible to sneak into a prison with a condom |
| 3:12:48 | No Davidoffs |
| 3:16:43 | Getting cranberry and feces out of a white suit |
| 3:18:10 | Is this a black people barber shop? |
| 3:20:21 | Translating random noises |
| 3:21:09 | What juice is good for bowel movements? |
| 3:23:15 | Is this white people clothing? |
| 3:24:37 | Ordering concha |
| 3:25:41 | Ordering one pizza machine with five spaces |
| 3:27:03 | Another cigar machine call |
| 3:29:06 | How many spaces of salt air |
| 3:31:37 | Looking for Carl Sanders in the library (2) calls) |
| 3:32:58 | Checking on the paper machine |
| 3:34:19 | One final creepy call |
Music in this show: A tribute to the Notorious B.I.G. including the albums Ready to Die and Life after Death.
