Category: 2013

A $50 Tacky Tie? – 12/30/2013

A lady places an ad looking for free clothes, we break into a house and call her to offer the clothes in the garage.  Carlito is presuming a tacky Tom Ford tie he got for Christmas was bought at TJ Maxx and he insists on swapping it out without taking it to the service desk […]

Pita Bread Sandwich – 12/23/13

Happy holidays from Madhouse Radio!  Cross makes enemies out of the Butterball turkey help line.  Financial advisors are bullshit.  Carlito commands a Greek restaurant to speak English in America and change the name of their menu items.  Flirting with the girl at the office supply store doesn’t go to well.  Carlito proofreads a poorly written […]

Somali Blood Makes The Garden Grow – 12/16/13

The focus is on Planet Fitness when we expose that their lunk alarm is actually rung when colored people enter the gym.  The asshole kid at the tire place can’t tell us how many tires we need to burn an old oak tree down.  Carlito needs fresh Somali blood to make his garden grow.  I’m […]

Let Us Pray – 12/5/13

Cross wants to seance and masturbate in the hotel room where Jani Lane from the band Warrant commited suicide in.  A pastor starts praying for Carlito to stop prank calling and change his ways.  Carlito wants to perform science experiments on a horse for sale.  The King of Thailand is still an asshole.  A Vietnamese […]

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 7/7 – Jiad and The Art of Phonelarking

Jiad and the Phonelarkers wrap up 24 hours of prank calls during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon.

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 6/7 – Lux – The Psycho Show

Lux and his screaming annoying sister take to the air during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with more prank calls.  Lux has a site at

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 5/7 – Roy and Staci in the Afternoon

Brad Carter/RBCP/Roy and Big Staci continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with Black Friday afternoon pranks, including an epic trolling of a guy buying a shirt in the automotive department.  Visit Brad at and Staci at  

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 4/7 – Brent Westwood Show

Dirty Aaron pranks through Black Friday morning with the Brent Westwood Show during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon.  Check out

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 3/7 – Icegoose and Sloth – Science!

Icegoose and Sloth continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon through sunrise with a 2 hour shift and an episode of Science.  Follow

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 2/7 – Dialer – GCR Radio

Dialer continues the 24 hr Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon graveyard shift with a special episode of Global Chaos Radio.  Visit

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 1/7 – Carlito’s Madhouse

Carlito, Milkman and the Madhouse crew kick off 24 hours of prank calls on Thanksgiving 2013.

What Is ABDL? – 11/21/2013

We’re back doing layaway calls for the holiday season.  Carlito was refused entry to a Navy Exchange, he calls the Pizza Hut in the food court to complain of discrimination.  We review some new and recent voicemails from prankees.  Nonsensical food orders continue including cooked pizza and boiled pasta.  Baz and Carlito get into arguments […]

No Knives Please – 11/11/13

Carlito is trying to make dinner reservations but needs to be sure all knives are removed from the table and no hot coffee is served.  Rev. John Snakewater won’t be allowed to set up camp in a church parking lot and that’s bullshit.  We follow up on the stupid baby fund.  Magda doesn’t speak to […]

You Got The Juice – 11/07/13

A lady gets really weird when Carlito asks if she rides her washing machine.  Carlito busts a dishonest Mazda salesman who will say anything for a sale.  Cross is trying to get the cost of bowling dropped down by cutting out excessive amenities.  Two Indian prank victims settle things together on their own.  United Water […]

You Da Muthafucka – 10/31/13

Carlito is trying to get an annoyingly long message written on a small birthday cake for Milkman.  The white devil confronts a church lady about her problem with him.  Shosho mihoho and meal machines from the chicken place.  A different chicken place won’t let Carlito buy or use their Henny Penny pressure fryer.  A worker […]