Shit Water – 7/26/2015
Carlito has water coming out of his ass after eating bad food, he calls around looking for a pair of shorts and medical advice – HIPAA compliance is broken in the process. We try to convince Dadead to let us hear him have sex with his wife. General Awesome is confusing Jin Stewart & Dadead with his audio machines. A Comcast complainer is bothered with the fact that his social media accounts are being monitored.

A guy get so upset at our antics tonight that he starts quoting scripture and “speaking in tongues”. Jin is putting the phone up his ass and testing the gas pumps. Carlito is ordering a cheeseburger with fries – hold the cheese and fries.
Carlito creates a big mess at TJ Maxx when he claims the Best Buy next door received a shipment of theirs. An even bigger mess happens when we connect a Twitter complainer with the accused United Airlines baggage deliveryman. Brad hooks us up with some Payless Shoe Source customers. Carlito is confused about how Confederates reproduce.
Carlito is wasting restaurant’s time with long food orders. Dwight gets another 7-11 clerk to make a Diet Coke/Mentos geyser. Llama is starting shit at the Huddle House. We call a very angry Vietnamese restaurant in Guam. Carlito leaves a hotel attendant “out of sorts” and offended. Carlito, Dwight, Brad & Neon all prank a Twitter complainer – turning a “standup comedian” into an asshole over “hop fees” in the process.
Jin is looking to donate a TV, but only after he pees on it. Carlito is looking to ‘borrow’ a vampire hunting kit from a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum. Jin interrogates a Hugo Boss employee about the Nazi history of the company. Asian retail store workers are confused into looking for someone named Shishu. Carlito is almost able to convince a man to microwave his cordless phone.
The guy at the TV news desk is a total dick to Carlito, loses in a swearing contest. Carlito and Milkman play Mel Gibson rants while on the phone with Starbucks. Looking for a photographer for a Satanic black wedding. Carlito comes ‘this’ close to booting a Twitter complainer off of his flight home. Looking to order some “hyeeeeugh”. Several Greek restaurants & stolen lava rocks. Miracle Whip as bed lub & Haole Howard.










