Ass Water – 3/13/2017
This is the Madhouse Radio Prank Call episode from 3/13/2017.
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Carlito returns for a Black Friday afternoon show. Calling every store in the mall asking if they have clothes/knives/food/etc. for “Fat Girls”. Carlito is fed up with Chiptole and their policy of turning empty hot sauce bottles into salt shakers. In the process we learn how easy it is to get coupons for a free burrito “bowe”. XYZ joins the fray in the second half of the show.
Happy Birthday to the Big Fat Old Milkman. This is a sub-par show. We got charged for sauce samples at Buffalo Wild Wings. Calling to buy telescopes, reporting Ken for talking trash & getting cash for a house before the divorce settlement kicks in. Carlito is catching up with the Junk Buster who advises he has him “pegged”. Trolling the gay sports bar in Chicago again.
Laugh Track Matt and a slimmed down Evil Artie join Carlito for some Columbus Day prankings. Mrs. Muhammad gets upset at being called a sharmuta. Cross lets another job slip thru his fingers after insulting an auto body shop owner. Using Siri to apply online for a job online upsets the “Gay” Gourmet. Guests are
Carlito is calling from inside the Las Vegas casino machine. He has shit his pants and is looking for 24 hour businesses to do him a solid. Dwight gets his Mentos and Diet Coke on. We are reporting an ethics violation in the workplace which turns into an absurd assault in the break room. Ordering shenanigans related to an excercise “machine”, the “Fix Me Stick” & our old friends at Zappos. Guests are
We are checking in on our friend at the Lowe’s Tool World. Jin and Carlito are involved with some sushi calls. There’s a sex party going on in a dorm room – we try to get the residence hall security guard to join in on the action. Dwight has us busting up Pearl Parties on Facebook Live. Chickens are loose again, this time in dorm rooms and Puerto Rican hotels.
It’s Pranksgiving again and we are raising money for another needy family. Jiad is out on the street with the COMC crew filming stores while we call them during the Black Friday mayhem. Carlito and Jin Stewart are reporting on unionization activity at a local Wal*Mart. Descendants of the Mayflower pilgrims are being sent back to their home country. Dwight gets into repeated heated arguments with a taxi driver that calls his medallion number out like its a gang sign. Checking in on the action in the Kmart men’s restroom. Feces in shoes and hats. Dirty Christmas cards at Spencer Gifts. Ordering pork bacon and heat eggs from Denny’s.
It’s Veterans Day and Carlito is calling looking for whatever he can get for free. We wave off all produce from being delivered to a restaurant due to a product recall. Carlito celebrates his former employer’s recent failure and buyout.
It’s Halloween AND Milkman’s birthday machine! How blessed are the appliances for sale? Carlito calls a news tip line and recites the entire plot of The Shining. We call several people with costumes, baby gates and dollies for sale. Steak and Shake orders. Carlito insults Jehovah’s Witnesses fro not giving out candy to trick or treaters.










