I Fuck Two Costa Ricans Today – 6/29/14
carlito | Jun 29, 2014 | 0 comments
Greece loses in the 2014 World Cup and Carlito harrases several Greek restaurants during and right after the loss. Carlito debuts Lowe’s Roulette – a game in which listeners in the chat room choose which department gets pranked. Looking to run experiments on tropical fish in a pet store and calling on Craigslist ads for dog machines.
Show Notes:
| 0:00:32 | Looking to buy a motorcycle |
| 0:04:57 | Looking for a dog machine |
| 0:05:50 | Looking for a lost dog machine |
| 0:07:28 | Looking to sabotage fish tanks at a pet store |
| 0:13:36 | Looking to get a dog groomed |
| 0:14:46 | Calling a different groomer |
| 0:15:58 | Lumber dept quick hangup |
| 0:16:36 | The operator |
| 0:18:13 | Big fat Frank in the electrical department |
| 0:19:26 | Lumber once again, asking about 2X4s |
| 0:24:16 | Hardware and tools department |
| 0:31:10 | Install department |
| 0:33:56 | Calling Big Stephanie back |
| 0:34:29 | Talking to Big Fat Leonard |
| 0:36:52 | Talking it out with the tools department |
| 0:41:27 | Appliance department, looking for a washing machine that will make my wife get off |
| 0:44:27 | Delivery department |
| 0:48:31 | Appliance department again |
| 0:50:55 | Another lumber quick hangup |
| 0:52:02 | Calling lumber back, buying some plywood |
| 0:57:19 | Another electrical call |
| 1:03:26 | Paint department |
| 1:17:43 | Greel Taverna Opa |
| 1:09:27 | Greek Taverna Opa 2 |
| 1:10:06 | Greek Olympia not watching the game |
| 1:10:06 | Greek Flame Restaurant (first call before loss) |
| 1:14:17 | Greek Corner doesn’t have the game either |
| 1:15:48 | Silly greek call |
| 1:17:38 | Unable to get Greeks to cycle their power breakers |
| 1:29:18 | Eating man thinks the monkeys are going to get beat |
| 1:32:01 | Is the Greek boss fornicating? |
| 1:34:59 | Lowes Roulette 2 – Calling the Millwork department for cider |
| 1:38:35 | Greek Taverna Opa 3 |
| 1:42:29 | Greek Flame 2 (Super Angry Greek Man) upset over loss |
| 1:46:26 | Another Greek loser |
| 1:47:33 | Yet another Greek loser |
| 1:49:22 | Final call to Greek Taverna Opa |
