Have You Ever Had Your Shit Pushed In? – 4/3/14
Milkman calls in upset after being ignored by Carlito for several months. We call on several ads for items for sale including pontoon boats, industrial meat grinders and Furbies. The crew pins Ken’s harrasing calls on our old friend KDK. Some good old UK wake-up calls.
Show Notes:
| 0:15:31 | Calling the motherfucker who keeps texting Carlito |
| 0:17:08 | Call motherfucker back |
| 0:18:51 | Ordering pizza with crust, tomato sauce, cheese, salt and garlic with one meat |
| 0:22:12 | Connecting Bel Air pizza, asking if they ever get their shit pushed in |
| 0:22:50 | Connecting big girl at Dominos |
| 0:26:03 | Ordering another one pizza from girls that finger each other |
| 0:29:38 | Calling back for chicken fingers |
| 0:30:35 | How are you little monkey boy |
| 0:39:43 | Calling to get the mother fucking pontoon boat, mother fucker |
| 0:46:50 | Calling sexy Stanley for a meat grinder |
| 0:54:03 | Late call from the DNC |
| 0:56:06 | Furbies came out in 1998 stupid |
| 1:00:42 | Masturbating the baby bull |
| 1:08:07 | Following up on Ken’s harrasing phone calls |
| 1:09:54 | ..calling back to help out |
| 1:12:08 | ..pinning KDK for the harrasing calls |
| 1:20:48 | Dwight calls about a pontoon boat for sale |
| 1:30:25 | McDonalds in Australia |
| 1:43:47 | Calling about a dog in the front yard |
| 1:44:56 | ..calling again about the dog |
| 1:46:42 | ..calling once again to tell him to man the fuck up |
| 1:49:09 | ..yet another call about the dog |
| 1:53:15 | Carlito’s hospital roomate call (RBCP) |
| 2:03:22 | Angry guy will slit Dwight’s throat |
| 2:05:03 | Zoo in Denmark (or not) |
| 2:05:03 | Peter Bradley (UK) reported by the Royal Service |
| 2:21:25 | Baz confirming his bedroom reservation |
| 2:23:08 | ..calling back and being told to get off the bloody line |
| 2:24:05 | United Water Machines checking on the toilet water |
| 2:27:28 | Baz would like to come and join a British couple in bed |
| 2:28:42 | ..calling back and being ordered to cease and decist |
| 2:32:07 | Hey Ballard |
| 2:32:54 | Quick hang up on Baz |
| 2:33:25 | Calling back to announce the Outstanding Citizen award |
Music features in this episode:
Jay-Z – Izzo (H.O.V.A.)
Jay-Z – Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)
Jay-Z – Can I Get A…
Turnabout Jazz Soul – Godot – The Fragrance of Dark Coffee
MF Doom [Special Herbs 9 and 0] – Vinca Rosea
MF Doom [Special Herbs, Vol 3-4] – Styrax Gum
MF Doom [special herbs vol 5-6 – Galangal Root
MF Doom [special herbs vol 5-6 – Lavender Buds
MF Doom [Special Herbs vol. 1-2] – All Spice
MF Doom [Special Herbs, Vol 3-4] – Lemon Grass
MF Doom [Special Herbs 9 and 0] – Datura Stramonium
MF Doom – Secret Herbs & Spices Beat 1 (Little Sambo)
MF Doom [Special Herbs vol. 1-2] – Shallots
MF Doom [Special Herbs, Vol 3-4] – Spikenard
MF Doom [Special Herbs 9 and 0] – Passion Flower
MF Doom [special herbs vol 5-6 – Orange Blossoms
MF Doom [Special Herbs vol. 1-2] – Nettle Leaves
Rick Ross – 3 Kings (feat. Dr. Dre & Jay-Z)
Tupac – I Ain’t Mad At Cha
MF Doom [special herbs vol 5-6 – White Willow Bark
MF Doom [Special Herbs 7-8] – Safed Musli
Kalyanji & Anandji – Swami Safari
