Honoruru
We hit up Honoruru, HI on the conference bridge with Zolar, Tuck, Evil Artie and other listeners. Check out our first calls to the angry Asian guy at the Inn in Honoruru. An autistic kid has been harassed by a donut shop in Guam.
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Star-0-Hash, 6-1-1
The embassy has directed Carlito to a lady for cupcake catering in Australia…hours away from where the actual event is going to be held. Tom Cruise is the Jesus of Scientology. Women don’t like to be told they are “being sassy”. International Business Telephone Machines is calling the UK with wake up calls, weather reports and the joke of the week.
Jul 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Whipped Cream and Thighs
We chat it up with an Indian place that was reported in a UK newspaper for having a high fecal content in their food. Carlito was raped by a Bigfoot creature and he calls a fellow Bigfoot encounter survivor on the issue. Carlito wants whipped cream and a nice pair of thighs to lick it off of.
Jul 21, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
You Are Different
Milkman joins in via telephone as we harass a magician’s convention and explain how the people running the kabob restaurant are different.
Jul 14, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Time For F*ck
An Aussie has been opted-in for sports updates. We discuss the blunders of Dan Rather and the classic Captain Janks vs Peter Jennings “I See OJ” prank call. Germany loses to Spain in the World Cup, we call around Germany to rub it in their face. We call the andgry kabob place again. It’s time for fuck on the gay line.
Jul 07, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Jun 30, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
In Every Hole
Carlito loses his debit card. We have fun ordering pizza from a gullible japanese gentleman who will repeat anything he is told. A slow Iranian curses every single hole on Carlito’s sister. Valente makes very inappropriate statements over the phone.
A-hole
Valente is calling in an issue with his ham radio machine. A construction company is interfering with Valente’s yellow Nextels. Gordon Brown is losing the Puerto Rican vote. We blame restaurant staff for a stolen wallet.
Feb 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The White Boy Show
White Boy Chris goes nuts hitting buttons on the phone, then keeps saying um. Carlito’s son left the house drunk and angry after a restaurant wouldn’t pick up the phone, we’re holding them responsible if he gets in an accident.
I’m Not Looking For Your Charity
Carlito has burnt the chicken. Athena comes at him with a rolling pin. Afterwards he invents a recipe for faux gravy. The chicken place is responsible for Carito having put foil in the microwave. Jack Masterson missed out on his free Grand Slam at Denny’s.
Feb 09, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
What’s Not Black About Louis Armstrong?
We call a diner in the Chezch Republic, then complain about codes that an escort slipped to us. Jack Masterson doesn’t want to hear white people jazz. AN OCD sufferer needs to order his chicken pieces in mulitples of 4. Erik Verducci joins us for some pranks.
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Feb 02, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Malaka Show
Enjoy a repost of the Malaka Show, an episode of Madhouse Live recorded in January. We make several hilarious calls to Greek businesses in the USA and the old country throughout the evening.
Jan 26, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Chinga Tu Madre Pendejo
We go nuts on Craigslist, send several wreckers to pick up a wrecked car at the same time. A casino manager has stolen our iPhone machine. Valente finds a condom in his chicken dinner. Carlito wants to open a serpentarium in Ireland.
You’re a Fraud!
Madhouse Radio’s New Year’s Day 2010 show and our first time on Cacti Radio. Milkman is not allowed to laugh anymore. Carlito is walking to the Homa Hotel from Turkey. Valente is a fraud. We have exactly $50 to spend at the liquor store.
Jan 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
1 Room, 1 Bed, 2 Men
Carlito is on the air on the day after Christmas 2009. We harass our friends at the Iranian hotel, report a blockage on the Passage to India and wish peace and love on the world. Milkman is upset he wasn’t informed there was a show today.
Dec 26, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
