Carlito, Trainwreck, and Neon call Craigslist people for rabbits, propane tanks and bikes. Carlito and Trainwreck discover new ringtone technology with Indian scammers. Wankers receive wake-up/wind-up calls. Dwight makes phallic to-go orders as well as an attempt to contact Gary Brodsky. Carlito, Enigma, Brad, Dwight, and Neon call a Facebooker and force her to hang up the phone. Carlito enrages a woman by accusing her of stealing her new phone from Best Buy.
Calling a Halloween costume story looking for black people costumes. Carlito gets upset when a Lowe’s employee uses the Lord’s name in vain on the Sabbath. We get some more scamming Indians upset at us. We learn that Hawaiians find the word ‘kook’ offensive. An Eagle Scout is recruited into an evil secret society.
Cross is doing a living anal art display at a museum and needs facility details. Neon is an incoming freshman at a university and has odd questions for a librarian. A co-op has to deal with explaining exactly how their store operates to us. Some Indian tech support scammer prank calls lead to angry exchanges. Carlito orders everything on the menu at a Midwestern kosher style deli and ice cream parlor. Some interesting items are checked for us by the folks at Grainger.
Neon is a crazy cat lady looking adopt more while Jag accidentally steps on a kitten. Dwight is in the Denny’s bathroom and needs more toilet paper – and his food. Everyone on the line orders their own style of eggs.
A lady is selling a hacked Xbox, Neon asks her about getting donkey punched. A Korean man gets upset at us. Carlito plays a Gilbert Gottfried prank call from the Howard Stern show. Dwight needs to talk to a Las Vegas casino manager. Dr. Unk is confusing a Buffalo Wild Wings.
Carlito, Dwight, Neon and Baz are calling people named Patel. Dwight ruins a call with loud noise. Neon is calling from a house full of cats.
Carlito returns to an old favorite – calling numbers out of the help wanted classified ads in the Sunday paper. A hilarious couple of calls in search of a recruiter named Dirty. Berating a Navy recruiter for trying to slip in a conscription. A guy hears Carlito insulting him in the background of a speaker phone call. Carlito gets into a huge fight at a casino in front of Asian guests.
Trainwreck teaches us some Quebecois curse words. A very stoic-sounding Lowe’s employee gets into a long and discourteous phone call with Carlito. Pop-A-Lock is once again the target of our pranks. Calling a towing service to get a car out of a zoo after Carlito drove it into a zoo.
Carlito reverts into a toddler during a call to Starbucks. Brad Carter is an emotional turtle. Dadead has Carlito call his step daughter and tells her hes being arrested and his dad had a heart attack. He then tries to throw a lady off when he says hes a completely different person. We then follow up by sending all the neighboring businesses over to pick up their misdelivered merchandise. Requesting a very concerning message on a floral deliver card. We shut down the gas pumps during a corporate practical joke.
Carlito cancels an unhealthy order of pot pie , replaces it with a nice healthy salad. Dwight and Carlito are calling Pop And Lock – a locksmith business. We are taking long showers and doing miscellaneous dirty things in the gym locker room.
A lady does her best to convince Carlito that it is not acceptable to bathe in the library bathroom. Carlito is calling from the casino during several calls tonight. The Honda Odyssey does not go. Trying to get pee out of the casino pool. How many springs are in a tire machine?
Carlito gets into several heated arguments with a Puerto Rican guy taking orders at a sushi restaurant in St. Thomas, gets him sent home by the manager. Carl Sanders is calling to complain about public wifi and library bathrooms. Getting clarification on the bartering system at the Kmart in the Virgin Islands. Cornered in a casino elevator by a violent & rabid chicken.
A short series of calls to the US Virgin Islands including horsies, ganja, nitrous and the Mr. Belvedere hotel. A McDonalds on the island is very offended at Carlito as well.
Carlito is getting to be smart with the guy at First Watch diner, crosses the line when he mentions his mother. Going down to the auto parts and getting settled in for a long stay. Eddie crosses the line when he curses too much while calling about a refrigerator. A saddle call crosses the line when David says he wants to try it out on a woman before purchasing. Confused about how to use the hotel room toilet and checking on the action at public toilets.
Trying to get the guy at the library to do our meteorology assignment for sexual favors. More calls to the Hawaiian Pizza Hut call center machine. Carlito tries to piss off a Greek but suceeds in making friends instead. An inappropriate conversation with an Air Force recruiter.
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