Free Tires
Carlito calls New Zealand and mistakes a radio commercial while on hold for a free offer of tires.
Carlito calls New Zealand and mistakes a radio commercial while on hold for a free offer of tires.
Furries have been “banded” from the gaming store, they retaliate by shitting in the parking lot.
Carlito commands an old lady to look for his wallet, gets upset at the assistant manager.
Carlito implicates a flower shop answering attendant of being mean and using racial slurs.
An Asian casino pit boss takes great offense when Carlito says he’s an asshole.
Carlito and Zolar team up for some hotel prank calls regarding feminine products.
Carlito is trying to shut down a bar against their will in order to organize an emergency prayer circle for Artie Lange.
Carlito greatly upsets an old-aged British pensioner who starts yelling and holding buttons down on the phone.
A restaurant owner gets VERY pissed when Carlito calls Afghan-Mediterranean food disgusting.
There’s no reason that menstruating women won’t try on a male pair of jeans at a clothing store.
Big Jack Masterson woke up too late for Denny’s annual free Grand Slam event. All his begging won’t help him get one on the house still.
Carlito is upset that the breakfast Dagwood sandwich was taken off the Denny’s menu.