The embassy has directed Carlito to a lady for cupcake catering in Australia…hours away from where the actual event is going to be held. Tom Cruise is the Jesus of Scientology. Women don’t like to be told they are “being sassy”. International Business Telephone Machines is calling the UK with wake up calls, weather reports and the joke of the week.
We chat it up with an Indian place that was reported in a UK newspaper for having a high fecal content in their food. Carlito was raped by a Bigfoot creature and he calls a fellow Bigfoot encounter survivor on the issue. Carlito wants whipped cream and a nice pair of thighs to lick it off of.
Milkman joins in via telephone as we harass a magician’s convention and explain how the people running the kabob restaurant are different.
A kebob place use reverse psychology on us and place a complaint with Carlito’s supervisor. Then the manager refuses to fulfill our order because of our attitude.
An Aussie has been opted-in for sports updates. We discuss the blunders of Dan Rather and the classic Captain Janks vs Peter Jennings “I See OJ” prank call. Germany loses to Spain in the World Cup, we call around Germany to rub it in their face. We call the andgry kabob place again. It’s time for fuck on the gay line.
An Iranian takes offense at being accused of having an epilepsy or being a little slow. He then advises that he is going to have his way with Carlito’s sister.
Carlito calls the former Soviet Union, where the guy in hotel reservations says he is whatever we say, even a chicken.
We call back Cory in casino security and have another fit. This time he refuses to acknowledge his own name.
An old man in the UK has been running his toilet without the proper permits for more than 50 years.
Valente orders Big Deloris at the casino desk to transfer him to a man only. We then get into an argument with a female pit boss. Finally Carlito has a fit on the phone with Cory in security.
Hollywood Vanja guest stars on this prank to a very anxious sounding guy at a restaurant.
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