Honoruru Inn #1
Our first call to the angry Asian guy at the Honoruru Inn Chinese Restaurant.
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Nov 11, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Chicken in the Toilet
Cross is at the grocery store getting ready to flush an organic chicken down the toilet. Palestine is for the Palestinians. Carlito goes off on the assholes at Syndicate Radio. Wake up calls to men with girls names in the UK.
Nov 11, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
All About Ass
We discuss the results of the mid term election. Carlito needs cheap Mexican labor to fix toilets. We trick the Honoruru Inn guy into making a $3000 Pepsi order. Valente is calling in a water damage report. An old gay guy refuses to get on the toilet.
Nov 03, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Shut Up
Evil Arite is in studio. Carlito gets told to shut up. We try to redeem a coupon for a free meal from 1997. Zolar brings us up to speed on his involvement with the Obama streaking incident. Dadead and Prankmaster also check in. UK wake up calls round out the evening as usual.
Oct 20, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
What Kind of Nutter Are You?
Carlito doesn’t want pineapple on his steak meats. Cross is running into trouble ordering a gristle sandwich from the Texas Roadhouse. Several UK wakeup calls from International Business Telephone Machines round out the evening.
Oct 13, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Richie Randall Salvage Call #1
Richie Randall’s Buick was impounded by his girlfriend Francine on Thanksgiving Night. A salvage yard owner refuses to let Richie get his car back until the next morning. Prank by Reclude.
Oct 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Kaks Teist Kuud
Carlito keeps asking restaurants to shit in the oven. We ask an Estonian woman how to say “See you in 12 months” in her language. A smattering of UK wake up calls.
I Don’t Have-A Diabetes
Carlito has all sorts of odd questions for an Australian sexual health line. Is it Holland or the Netherlands? Someone complains about their pizza on Twitter, we call his Mom and accuse her of being a diabetic.
iPhone Machine
This lady does not have our iPhone machine, regardless of whatever wacky proof Carlito is trying to come up with.
Sep 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
I’m Scared, I Need Help
Garson Debramalo is calling for his samples. We ask a Christian bookstore who would win in a fight: Abraham Lincoln or Jesus. We create an international fracas among the Jehovas Witnesses.
Sep 22, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
The Pope is Not Welcome in the UK
We are not in favor of the Pope’s trip to the UK. Garson ‘hollas’ at Big Booty Brenda. Carlito is complaining to the BBC again. It’s too late for coach to come to the park for an impromptu ball game.
Sep 17, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
No, YOU’RE a Horse’s Asses Ass!
How do you work the Icee machine at Wawa? Carlito isn’t calling Hooters to talk to men. We are going to order pay-per-view at a sports bar with our own remote and without permission. Cross’ neighbor is blasting his TV, we call the BBC direct to turn the volume down.
Sep 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Lisa Frank Pencils
We chat with our friend Charlie again in Honoruru. Carlito keeps the grocery store on the line regarding a long and drawn-out complaint about racial slurs and Lisa Frank stationary. The BBC switchboard doesn’t take well to Carlito’s American attitude.
Sep 01, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
House Negroes and Field Negroes
Carlito, inspired by Malcolm X speeches, compares house and field negroes. We keep asking the black lady at the grocery store how to make collard greens. Carlito inquires on the complete digestive process of eating fried chicken. Finally, we speak Welsh.
Aug 19, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Honoruru
We hit up Honoruru, HI on the conference bridge with Zolar, Tuck, Evil Artie and other listeners. Check out our first calls to the angry Asian guy at the Inn in Honoruru. An autistic kid has been harassed by a donut shop in Guam.
Aug 11, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
