Author Archive for carlito

Honoruru Inn #3

Our friend Charlie is not interested in a new restaurant review in the local newspaper.

Honoruru Inn #2

Our friend Charlie at the Honoruru Inn gets very upset when we trick him into making a $3000+ Pepsi order.

Important Health Update

RBCP hosts the show and interviews Carlito on his recent health issues which have kept Madhouse LIVE off the air. We follow up with calls accusing people who have new phone numbers. A cactus expert published a recipe which lead to Carlito’s hospitalization.

The Neighborhood Watch Association

Carlito, Tuck and Brandon are live from the rebuilt Madhouse studio. An odd pizza order takes an even odder turn. Evil Artie calls in from WalMart. Some UK wake up calls in search of tickets to the Royal Wedding.

Test Show

A test show from the new Madhouse studio with Carlito and Milkman.

Pizza Complaint

A customer has a bad pizza experience and complains on Twitter, we call his mother to straighten things out. Idea submitted by RBCP and the Phone Loser jerks.

I’ve Already Informed Corporate About You

We check in with the Macaroni Grill from the last show as well as with our friend from the Honoruru Inn again. A manager with a girl’s name is written up. Carlito is moving the hotel room TV to the bathroom.

Fake Rubber Boob

Carlito, Milkman, Kokanee and the gang play with rubber boobs all night. Cross has complaints to a Macaroni Grill after being put on perma-hold. Carlito wants to cut people’s nice hair and wear it like a wig. We get a callback from someone with a girls name. Andy checks in and harasses the Milkman.

Madhouse Hijack

Madhouse LIVE is hijacked by the Phone Losers.

Kiss My P*ssy

Carlito and the gang get our old bus driving friend very upset tonight. An asian man doesn’t speak good English – until we start cussing. More UK wake up calls and some pranks by Richard and Sal.

What’s That Noise?

Carlito calls “the house of Windor” in London requesting tickets for the upcoming royal wedding. Somehow Mr. Windsor ends up opting out of the call circle machine before crawling on the floor looking for a trapped pet chicken. Edit by Big Baz.

The Handsome Boy Modeling School

Carlito’s idea of parkour is throwing someone off of a roof into a dumpster. A Korean man does not want to part with his pants. Carlito insists that his roommates sit when they pee. We follow up on our horse event in Guam. Snow samples from the UK.

The Horse Show – Thanksgiving 2010

Carlito and the Milkman horse around on Thanksgiving night. Someone touched a horse in Guam. Black Friday door buster calls about size 52 jeans and horse machines. Carlito hunts down Bruno from last years Thanksgiving show and calls his wife a horse in the process.

You Son-of-a-bitch

A Citgo manager hasn’t washed his hands. We celebrate the 200th anniversary of the Berners Street Hoax with chimney sweepers and a piano delivery. A pet is trapped in the dark after Carlito’s wake up call to the UK.

Junk Buster

Reclude goes toe to toe with the owner of a racist junk removal who is going to pick us like a refrigerator and drag us to the jail steps. Edit by Baz.

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