Casino Lost and Found
Carlito calls a lady at a casino after he lost his insulin, cell phone, pills, and pants.
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Nov 02, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Carlito Calls George Takei From Karate Kid
Carlito calls George Takei from Star Trek, confuses him with Pat Morita from The Karate Kid.
Nov 02, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
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Call Somebody Else With Your Game
Brad Carter is missing for his show and is rumored to have been in a car accident. A black lady gets very pissed off that we called her about it.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Beef Hearts
Jacob is calling to transport some organs including beef hearts. At some point we are giving the company owner that we will allow him to reapply for his own job afterwards.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Back To School Kegs
Carlito is setting up his annual High School back to school beer party at a restaurant. The new owner of the store has no interest.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Asian Spaces
An Asian guy just keeps saying “Huh, Wah, Hah” when taking a Chinese food spaces order.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Are You Alright?
A guy gets really upset when Carlito lets a F-bomb slip, keeps asking if he’s alright. Evil Artie contributes by ruining the call with his coughing and lack of decorum.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Apologize For All Of That
Carlito gets upset with a hotel clerk after being put on hold without answering if he will hold first. Eventually he is asking her to apologize for just about everything.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
Anger Management
Carlito gets in big trouble for being hostile while pranking an anger management crisis line, Hollywood Vanja follows up to figure out what is going on.
Oct 31, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
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Hurricane Scared Show – 10/29/12
Carlito takes to the air during Superstorm Sandy and closes down a few convenience stores for the night, tries to buy inflatable furniture for his flooded house and Jack Masterson loses his pants and is locked out of an airport during the storm.
Oct 29, 2012 | 0 comments | View Post
God Damn You
A car owner, his wife and his father argue with Roy after they find a note on a car at Wal*Mart.
Oct 25, 2012 | 5 comments | View Post
