Author Archive for carlito

Dirty Clothing

There’s no reason that menstruating women won’t try on a male pair of jeans at a clothing store.

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Denny’s Call #2 (Dagwood Sandwich)

Carlito is upset that the breakfast Dagwood sandwich was taken off the Denny’s menu.

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D&D Priest

Carlito has some ideas for a Dungeon and Dragons character to discuss with a comic book store, they later track him down.

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Cobra Security (Zone 2)

A legendary Madhouse prank call with Valente and Assoicates complaining about the alarm in zone 2 going off.  A stuttering lawyer gets involved as well as his bumbling mother.

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The Claw Game

Talking about the claw game. Download file

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Chicken Panties

Carlito makes an odd call to a Jamaican restaurant asking if their chicken was wearing panties.

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Children Who Break Up Marriages

A Madhouse listener passes on the phone number of a guy asked a woman in an adult chat room to call him.  He turns out to be a very apologetic kid after Chris Hansen gets involved.

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Casino Call

Carlito calls a lady at a casino and gives her a hard time, tells her has a man parts.

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