I Need An Address
Carlito hacks an answering machine, gets a number for a job applicant, calls and offers him a job but won’t give him an address.
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Free Tires
Carlito calls New Zealand and mistakes a radio commercial while on hold for a free offer of tires.
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Furries Are Banded From Here
Furries have been “banded” from the gaming store, they retaliate by shitting in the parking lot.
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Big Agnes Horse Thief – 11/8/12 Show
Bill Bollocks is an effeminate photo lab manager who is calling customers that take too long to pick up their prints. We make some calls to Puerto Rico about holes. More SKU number hijinks at Zappos.
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Two in the Pink, One in the Stink – 11/3/12
The entire crew gets in on the action after Brent Westwood offends yet another layaway customer. Jin learns about “The Shocker” for the first time. Carlito has a fetish dealing with touching and kissing life-sized wood statutes.
Two in the Pink, One in the Stink - 11/3/12 [ 4:38:44 | 128.04 MB ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2232)
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Find My Wallet!
Carlito commands an old lady to look for his wallet, gets upset at the assistant manager.
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Flower Shop
Carlito implicates a flower shop answering attendant of being mean and using racial slurs.
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Don’t Call Me Asshole (Call)
An Asian casino pit boss takes great offense when Carlito says he’s an asshole.
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Feminine Products – featuring Zolar
Carlito and Zolar team up for some hotel prank calls regarding feminine products.
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Emergency Prayer Circle
Carlito is trying to shut down a bar against their will in order to organize an emergency prayer circle for Artie Lange.
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Don’t Call Again!
Carlito greatly upsets an old-aged British pensioner who starts yelling and holding buttons down on the phone.
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Disgusting
A restaurant owner gets VERY pissed when Carlito calls Afghan-Mediterranean food disgusting.
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