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Just The Tip – 2/2/13

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There’s a problem with big natural Asian breasts in some pictures that have been submitted for developing.  Carlito wants to offer special favors in exchange for car rides.  Jin gets an Indian upset when he offers him a tip.

Robotripping – 1/26/13

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Carlito is tripping off of cold medicine still.  We get a redneck family upset when asking them to turn on the camera on the home phone in order to see their two faced cat.  An ad for a date night babysitter is not what Carlito is expecting.  A man is berated for selling a hard drive with pre-installed applications.  A lady in the UK correctly guesses the calling machine computer code.

 

Uncomfortableness – 1/10/13

kidFluMadhouse announces the big move to Saturday nights. Carlito is coming down with the flu machine. Tedwwweb joins in for some prank calls around the board. Not much excitement in this episode…

Jurassic Pork – 1/5/13 Show

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Carlito and Jin are planning a Madhouse meetup this summer.  We take safety with call girls to new levels.  A lady’s heat skips a beat at the mention of working with Lipizzan horses – then we send her to Meatspin.  UK water calls and Richard Pryor.

Carlito and RBCPs New Years Eve – 12/31/12

nyehorseIt’s a special Carlito and RBCP New Years show!  We spend New Years conducting convenience store customer surveys, severely angering a black patron in the process.

Madhouse LIVE Christmas Eve – 12/24/12

christmas-horse-2Its a special Madhouse Christmas show!  We harrass portrait studio customers, including a lady whose pictures caused the store to catch on fire because of the colors she was wearing.  Carlito puts NORAD on alert.  Santa does not want to assist with letting a kid know his dad died on Christmas Eve.

El Barco De La Madre – 12/20/12

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We call Mexican restaurants looking for tickets for the Mothership in order to escape tonight’s Mayan apocalypse. We harrass photo lab customers who haven’t picked up their pictures yet. Jin wakes up British citizens letting them know the world is ending.

Mr Tabachi, Make it So – 12/13/12

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Carlito’s server machine is broken.  We cancel a food order from the Turkish Horse.  RBCP sends in more pizza delivery numbers, including one where an asian man gets really upset.

Artie Had a Bisexual Threesome – 12/6/12

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Artie and Milkman both share their recent homosexual experiences with us. A man gets upset when Carlito wants to personally train his wife to use an iPhone. Jack Masterson is upset that Planet Fitness is limiting the amount of free pizza he can eat on free pizza Mondays.

No Sushi Party – 11/29/12

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An Indian restaurant gets very upset when Carlito cancels his food order at the last minute.  A hillbilly lady isn’t interested in having a sushi party in order to sell some furniture.  A stupid autistic kid won’t shut up in the background.

I Fry You Penis – 11/24/12

Our long awaited Madhouse Radio episode from November 24th 2012. An Asian woman threatens to fry up our penises. Homemade Mexican salsa is not a Craigslist codeword for homegrown weed.

The Horse Strikes Back – Thanksgiving 2012 Show

stooge_turkeyDadead shares the details on the loss of his virginity with us.  We track down are horse friend in Guam for a third year in a row.  Countless Black Friday prank calls into the wee hours of the night.

Footlocker Lawsuit

Carlito is going to sue everybody after he got scared of fireworks, crapped his shorts and sneakers, slipped and fell.

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Hostile Donut Man

Carlito and Andy argue with an angry Muslim donut kid.

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Grits

A prank call to a convenience store about grits.

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