Tag: "2009 shows"

2009-07-23 Show

Milkman has been let go from Madhouse Radio. Carlito is refused service, then mocks the way a woman spells her name. White boy sends us a boring prank call. A man in the UK needs exercise.

2009-07-16 Show

Carlito is upset about 8 packs of soda replacing 12 packs for the same price and argues with several employees at a grocery store about it. He later discusses recent menu changes at McDonalds with a girl who knows her food topics. We are going to give a bad review to a Japanese steakhouse for refusing to provide chop sticks and cherry coke, the lady there refuses to recognize that there is always a man in charge. Are the guys at PrankNET taking it too far? Carlito mocks a woman on the phone at work but forgets to put himself on mute. We review Wisp disposable toothbrushes by Colgate, then Reclude revists a group of clowns holding a convention.

4 Year Anniversary Show

Check out our 4 year anniversary show, broadcast live from Lopez Cigar Bar in Orlando. Sean Ward joins us for some live pranks and we countdown the top 10 calls of the last year.

2009-07-02 Show

Hollywood Vanja joins us for some prank calls to the UK. A drunk man is going to urinate on an inn keepers doorstep. Carlito doesn’t like it when a mother disrespects her daughter at work. Ted joins us for some calls as well. We hold a conference call with several 7-11 stores and advise them to discontinue selling Coca Cola flavored Slurpees due to a product recall. A fat hooker calls us back and things just don’t work out..

2009-06-25 Show

The Lonesome Loser is back. A kid calls in but is too nervous to talk on the phone. Carlito wants to order a warm plate. News of Michael Jacksons death was reported today at 11 PM London time, we wake up people in the UK at 4am to let them know the bad news. Crazy Fucker shares how Michael saved his life. We also play a couple of classic comedy bits about MJ by Lewis Black, Eddie Murphy and Kat Williams. Andy checks in for the first time since Carlitos wedding. You cant get a hot hamchee sandwich from Mr Bill.

2009-06-18 Show

Carlito is back from the wedding break! We catch up on all the stories from the event and the honeymoon. We get into another fight with a cigar shop after confusing Dominican Cohibas with the Cubans. Someone is made to believe he has been chosen to star in a new reality show related to Magic: The Gathering.

2009-05-14 Show

Carlito is preparing for his wedding. A homelessman just wants to use a fast food joints garden hose to take a bath. Carlito knows when women want a massage on their ass, then he misinterprets an affinity for sausage. A pimp with a master in biochemistry gets into a heated discussion with Carlito.

2009-05-07 Show

The on hold radio music at a hotel offers Valente a free set of tires, the manager refuses to honor the prize. Carlito is ordering bahn chod from an Indian restaurant again. We revisit an angry towing company owner. Evil Artie is tucking it back.

2009-04-30 Show

We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don’t serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag We discuss the proper way to eat sushi, pager codes from the 90s and boiled peanuts. The alarm for Zone 2 keeps going off, a security company refuses to come out and is in violation of their contract. We have been advised by the Securities Exchange Commission that we are in violation of trust. Carlito demands an apology after hearing the s-h-i-t word. Afghans don’t serve pork kabob meat. Evil Artie creeps Athena out on Facebook, calls in to discuss mixed drinks such as Flaming Dr Peppers and The Force. Carlito elaborates on the LAPD Rampart Gang Scandal, Denzel Washington movies, jury duty and the Confederate flag.

2009-04-23 Show

We talk to attendees at a clown convention, one of them tells Carlito to go F himself. Later on the President of Clowns threatens Hollywood Vanja with a phone trace after we inquire on the lack of black clowns. Carlito has a lucid dream featuring two of his ex girlfriends at the same time. We discuss eating turkey legs at Disney World and Universal Studios Orlando – the best meal deal at the theme parks. Zolar gets a virus on his PC, places a prank call request to a backhoe company. Carlito announces a revamped prank call archive section over at the Madhouse forums. We discuss the roots of the upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration. Carlito realizes he was unintentionally saying a racial epithet in the break room at work in front of his african american boss. A little kid wants to order a late night pizza with gummy bears and macaroni and cheese, his mom then begins to argue with the manager.

2009-04-16 Show

Bojangles opens in Orlando offering a 24 hour fast food breakfast menu. Dr. Lego joins us for some calls to Vietnamese restaurants, he decided to sue when a manager says that Carlito cant handle the number 4. Carlito wants to go dumpster diving for food scraps. CFC discusses the dangers of consuming products containing Monosodium Glutamate. We make some wake up calls to the UK, then follow up with a call to a hotel in Moscow, Russia. Additionally, we ask a Hilton in Vienna, Austria if they are planning anything special for Hitlers birthday on 4/20.

2009-04-13 Show

Eddie Garcia calls back on last weeks grocery cart incident. We discuss Datsun pickup trucks. Valente refuses to distribute videos with anal penetration. The operator at the gay and lesbian switchboard refuses to transfer our call to that one gay dude that lives down the street. Carlito gets into a heated discussion with the Kirby Vaccum people. We return a call to a job applicant and hire him, refuse to give him the address to report to.

2009-04-09 Show

Carlito got a bad haircut and has a pimple. Milkman joins us live from his car while taking a trip through Los Angeles. We prepare for Good Friday, discuss White Castle vs Krystal burgers and life as a bi-racial. Carlito forces a hotel clerk to run a speed test on his internet connection. Milkmans GPS voice sounds sexier than Carlitos. A mothers foot is run over by a shopping cart, the grocery store employees refuse to render assistance or give up their insurance information. We check in with our angry friend at the Funky Zone again. Vince Shlomi, the Sham WOW guy, has been arrested for assulting a hooker in South Beach. A woman is hosting a dinner party and has no time for Carlitos shenanegans. Finally, a Christian woman is about to lose her religion and curse us out.

2009-03-26 Show

Carlito interviews Henry Hill from the movie Goodfellas. A man says he doesnt want to touch Carlito but he DOES want to kick his ass. White people put butter on their rice. A mexican girl who sounds white at a greek restaurant gets Carlitos classic offer of diamond earrings. Carlito thinks the Muslim practice of slaughering animals is nothing but a show execution that causes undue stress to cows. We discuss Watchtower magazine. Richie Randall is taken with a woman, wants to offer her candy.

2009-03-19 Show

A man gets off on hearing racist curses, Valente gets angry about it. We call in a repair ticket to the phone company on behalf of an Alaskan pizza place. Carlito doesnt like it when people pick up the phone loudly. Carlito has back pain, gets an oil stain on his new Muhammad Ali shirt, passes out.

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