Madhouse Radio PrankCast

Trust Me – 3/6/14

carlito — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 01:37:47 +0000

Tonight we are joined by our pal Zolar along with Baz, Dwight, Turbo and Evil Artie (who is on a weed vacation in Colorado). Big Fat Card Girl is not the one to fuck with. An old man in the UK is going to give himself a heart attack.. An Indian guy actually brings his sister in front for us. Boston legalizes upskirt pictures in public, we are looking to buy used iPhones for this purpose.

Show Notes:

03:39 Mustang for sale but nobody wants to talk.
05:36 Same people answer about gfucking on a Tempurpedic bed.

07:16 Dude is looking for a truck.

09:24 Baz and Turbo replying to an ad for a driver.

13:14 Calling Big Fat Card Girl about Dragonballz cards for sale
.. 14:14 “Trust Me”
.. 14:42 Calling the husband back for a long argument
.. 24:30 Connecting some other random mother fucker with the husband
.. 27:53 Connecting a girls bike for sale

34:07 Indian restaurant
36:12 Turbo asks how many gallons of semen fit in a tandori oven
.. Carlito calls back. puts Turbo back on the line
38:11 Quick angry Indian

40:01 Ordering Vietnemese Pho Fuh
..42:10 Ordering Vietnamese du ma may
..43:25 Trying to confirm what du ma may is.
..44:45 Still unable to confirm

55:10 – Cursing during a customer service survey

01:01:09 Calling back an effeminate applicant for a meat packing company, explaining we are adding animal meat to our product

01:14:00 Buying a cracked iPhone for taking upskirt pics on the Boston subway
.. 01:14:10 Calling the upset seller again
01:19:44 Calling more phones for sale
01:21:16 Baz calling even more phones for sale
01:31:39 A boring phone for sale
01:34:41 Zolar calling on a phone for sale
.. 01:36:24 Carlito calls back to apologize for Mr. Zolar
.. 01:40:10 You dirty enigma

01:41:36 Ordering eggs, pork meat and roasted labia

01:43:36 Major Chaos stole money from Zolar

01:48:46 Calling for custom circumcision cupcakes
.. 01:53:04 They refuse to accommodate our customization
.. 01:53:52 Baker says a deposit is required
.. 01:53:31 Baker is figuring us out

01:59:24 Zolar gets pissed at a foreigners accent
.. 02:01:02 Apologizing again for Zolar

02:02:22 Baz placing an Indian pickup order

02:04:58 “Police” leave a voicemail

02:08:00 Don’t call Carlito leaving stupid messages

02:09:54 Zolar’s Albert Mobley is ordering from the Turkish Kitchen

02:12:38 Talking to the Indian guy from last week

02:22:17 Dwight succeeds at making a Hare Krishna angry
..02:25:24 “BASTARD”

02:26:38 Indian guy actually brings his sister in front.
.. 02:28:27 Calling the bahnchod back
.. 02:30:30 Please don’t call police
.. 02:34:26 Baz calls again to be dirty some more

02:37:06 “Suspected” Indian food
.. 03:38:34 Albert calls back
.. 02:39:12 “Oh my gawd”

02:41:33 – UK David #1
02:44:59 – UK David #2
02:46:05 – UK David (or Ben?) #3
02:47:15 – UK Dr. David (#4)

02:49:54 – Michael Cope #1
.. 02:50:43 – “FUCK OFF!” (#2)
.. 02:51:02 – Rage yell (#3)
.. 02:53:09 First whistle attack (#4)
.. 02:54:26 Second whistle attack (#5)

02:51:43 – Calling a known homosexual in the UK

02:53:35 Zolar calls from wakeupcalls.com

02:56:12 Checking in on all the numbers

03:03:00 Last wake up call by David Snozwell

Special Time Agent Garcia – 3/3/14

carlito — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 19:16:40 +0000

Jin Stewart joins Carlito and Baz for some pranks in Puerto Rico today. Special Time Agent Garcia is having trouble tracking someone down. Carlito is complaining to the tenants council about not being allowed to drill holes in his apartment walls. Jin is trying to mick a Ferarri. International Telephone Business Machiness calls a cable tv customer with a satisfaction survey regarding another satisfaction survey. A guy selling a Honda gets pissed off at Cross for talking some GTA game shit.

Puta Madre

carlito — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 17:55:25 +0000

Three Puerto Rican businesses are connected on the line at the same time.

You Bloody Sod! – 2/27/14

carlito — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 06:18:12 +0000

A guy selling wolf hybrid pups gets into a graphically descriptive conversation with us. Carlito talks it out with a Chinese masseuse. Dwight shoots the shit with a guy about his soon to be ex-wife. We don’t have much luck selling tickets in China. Carlito leaves a vulgar message for the mayor of Sidney, Australia. Evil Artie ate a ton of McDonald’s today. Baz wants fresh milk for his paneer, the Indian restaurant guy gets really pissed about it. UK wake-up calls with Brent Westwood round out the night.

I Am The Great Eagle – 2/26/14

carlito — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 20:34:42 +0000

Carlito is joined by LTM, RBCP, Baz, Tabachi and Turbo Machine. We get to the bottom of the story behind the Fraternal Order of Eagles. Big Ralph got a senior haircut, we callto let him know a bald spot was shaved into the back of his head. A horse is in urgent need of a blood transfusion, we are looking for a donor horse. We want to segregate the cupcakes in the box. Watching “CNN” while calling local businesses.

I’m the Big Guy – 2/20/14

carlito — Fri, 21 Feb 2014 04:18:33 +0000

Carlito is ordering a huge insulting banner to motivate Artie. United Business Telephone Machines is connecting random businesses on a conference call. We call some hotels in Dubai. Turbo and Carlito are interested in a stained couch. The guys are getting together in Pigeon Forge for one last gay romp.

The King of Thailand is Still An Asshole – 2/13/14

carlito — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 13:13:10 +0000

Having fun pissing off professional services in Thailand and bringing up the King again. Carlito claims a South African hotel attendant wanted to racially profile him – including measuring the width of his nose. There’s a few hunderd thousand dollars being wagered on wether or not an elephant can put its trunk up its ass. Goats.

The Motherfucker Show – 2/6/2014

carlito — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 04:42:44 +0000

Some guy confuses Carlito for his working buddy and is convinced he has stage 4 cancer. Vagina Jones is connecting random businesses together on the line in Malaysia. We are testing to see how angry Indians in New Zealand can get.

A $50 Tacky Tie? – 12/30/2013

carlito — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 16:51:03 +0000

A lady places an ad looking for free clothes, we break into a house and call her to offer the clothes in the garage. Carlito is presuming a tacky Tom Ford tie he got for Christmas was bought at TJ Maxx and he insists on swapping it out without taking it to the service desk first. Cross upsets a church lady, orders a sandwich for the pastor and burritos for everyone else. Calling feminist book stores and asking them to search for sexist book titles. We’re looking for electronic cigarette liquid flavors that make you really horny.

Pita Bread Sandwich – 12/23/13

carlito — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 20:55:27 +0000

Happy holidays from Madhouse Radio! Cross makes enemies out of the Butterball turkey help line. Financial advisors are bullshit. Carlito commands a Greek restaurant to speak English in America and change the name of their menu items. Flirting with the girl at the office supply store doesn’t go to well. Carlito proofreads a poorly written classified ad. Looking to buy homemade mulch with termites to infest my ex-wife’s house with. Dr. Baz the evil scientist is back from the tree on Dagobah. A spiritual emergency regarding an apparation of Saints Frances and Clare and Jesus attacking and raping the devil in a church.

Somali Blood Makes The Garden Grow – 12/16/13

carlito — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 20:54:07 +0000

The focus is on Planet Fitness when we expose that their lunk alarm is actually rung when colored people enter the gym. The asshole kid at the tire place can’t tell us how many tires we need to burn an old oak tree down. Carlito needs fresh Somali blood to make his garden grow. I’m not sure what you mean by ‘apply’ for work. You can be a bad husband and make your wife clean and cook after working in the office all day. Baz pees and is later told he can’t stick his hands in his pants at the gym.

Let Us Pray – 12/5/13

carlito — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 20:50:00 +0000

Cross wants to seance and masturbate in the hotel room where Jani Lane from the band Warrant commited suicide in. A pastor starts praying for Carlito to stop prank calling and change his ways. Carlito wants to perform science experiments on a horse for sale. The King of Thailand is still an asshole. A Vietnamese embassy gets very pissed off at us. We can’t get a straight answer about slavery during Australia’s history.

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 7/7 – Jiad and The Art of Phonelarking

carlito — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 00:00:00 +0000

Jiad and the Phonelarkers wrap up 24 hours of prank calls during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon.

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 6/7 – Lux – The Psycho Show

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 21:00:03 +0000

Lux and his screaming annoying sister take to the air during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with more prank calls. Lux has a site at psychoshow.org

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 5/7 – Roy and Staci in the Afternoon

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 17:00:46 +0000

Brad Carter/RBCP/Roy and Big Staci continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon with Black Friday afternoon pranks, including an epic trolling of a guy buying a shirt in the automotive department. Visit Brad at phonelosers.org and Staci at youtube.com/omghaxdotnet

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 4/7 – Brent Westwood Show

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 13:00:25 +0000

Dirty Aaron pranks through Black Friday morning with the Brent Westwood Show during the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon. Check out brentwestwood.com

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 3/7 – Icegoose and Sloth – Science!

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 11:00:00 +0000

Icegoose and Sloth continue the Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon through sunrise with a 2 hour shift and an episode of Science. Follow facebook.com/icee.goose

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 2/7 – Dialer – GCR Radio

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 09:00:12 +0000

Dialer continues the 24 hr Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon graveyard shift with a special episode of Global Chaos Radio. Visit gcr.podomatic.com

Thanksgiving 2013 Prankathon 1/7 – Carlito’s Madhouse

carlito — Fri, 29 Nov 2013 03:00:15 +0000

Carlito, Milkman and the Madhouse crew kick off 24 hours of prank calls on Thanksgiving 2013.

What Is ABDL? – 11/21/2013

carlito — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 17:26:40 +0000

We’re back doing layaway calls for the holiday season. Carlito was refused entry to a Navy Exchange, he calls the Pizza Hut in the food court to complain of discrimination. We review some new and recent voicemails from prankees. Nonsensical food orders continue including cooked pizza and boiled pasta. Baz and Carlito get into arguments with foreigners as usual.

No Knives Please – 11/11/13

carlito — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 21:15:16 +0000

Carlito is trying to make dinner reservations but needs to be sure all knives are removed from the table and no hot coffee is served. Rev. John Snakewater won’t be allowed to set up camp in a church parking lot and that’s bullshit. We follow up on the stupid baby fund. Magda doesn’t speak to anyone who is not on her list, gets insulted in Spanish.

You Got The Juice – 11/07/13

carlito — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 20:19:10 +0000

A lady gets really weird when Carlito asks if she rides her washing machine. Carlito busts a dishonest Mazda salesman who will say anything for a sale. Cross is trying to get the cost of bowling dropped down by cutting out excessive amenities. Two Indian prank victims settle things together on their own. United Water Motherfuckers is calling the UK to have the water checked.

You Da Muthafucka – 10/31/13

carlito — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:50:32 +0000

Carlito is trying to get an annoyingly long message written on a small birthday cake for Milkman. The white devil confronts a church lady about her problem with him. Shosho mihoho and meal machines from the chicken place. A different chicken place won’t let Carlito buy or use their Henny Penny pressure fryer. A worker at the car lube place is stressing out because his co-workers abuse him and throw money at him to order food.

Ching Chong Chow Meow – 10/10/13

carlito — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 18:18:09 +0000

Carlito is dying coughing tonight. Carlito commands a Mexican restaurant to remove him from their permanent record. A bed and breakfast is not interested in someone kissing and touching their dog at their business. For $12 you can get your dogs holiday pictures without it getting hit by the photographer. Place your orders for the Violent Dogs coffee table book.

You Must Be The Stupidvisor – 10/4/13

carlito — Fri, 04 Oct 2013 08:39:11 +0000

Last week’s Chinese restaurant gets pranked again. Carlito calls a lady at the gas station big, then argues with the Indian owner. Carlito takes off all his clothes when he gets his hair cut. Rude calls to an ISP, churches and pharmacies.

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01:08 – Yelling insulting humor at a stupidvisor.
.. 05:43 – Britney is a piece of work

07:48 – Matty calling sugar tits at the church.
..09:03 – Carlito calls the lying pastor back about Matty.

10:29 – Calling about slaves at the hardware place.

12:42 – Ordering eggs cooked with heat and one bread from the diner.

16:51 – Following up on the shoe wars.
.. 18:00 Calling again to order one shoes.

20:29 Matt calls about help choosing the vitamin shit.

22:32 – Calling the big girl at the big Shell. (Call 1)
.. 24:30 – Calling the Indian at the big Shell to order one gasoline. (Call 2)
.. 26:11 – Calling again to taunt the Indian guy. (Call 3)
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station

28:16 – Tammy at the firm is being rude and nasty. Carlito is screwed up in his head.

31:06 – Matt True Story: Matt Drank His Piss.

32:16 – Carlito wants a table shower at the barber shop before he gets his hair cut.
.. 33:18 – Carlito takes off all his clothes when getting his hair cut.
.. 34:00 – Tell Amanda at another place about taking off all his clothes when he gets his hair washed.
..35:18 – Calling Amanda again and throwing a burrito at her head.

36:15 – Eddie calling maricon to make an order.

46:36 – A lady looking for underpinnins.

50:57 – Renting a living room for a few hours only
.. 55:18 – Matt calls back

01:01:18 – Grout work at the Papa Johns has Carlito coughing to death.

01:09:05 – My name is Merp
.. 01:11:10 – Merp calls the Shell station from earlier

01:16:30 – Calling the gazebo about stupid birds.
.. 01:17:02 – Complaining about the ethnic curse to the old jew.

01:18:47 – Jose has a pretty penis
.. 01:19:28 – Calling back for anyone with a pretty penis
.. 01:20:02 – Zyklon calls again for Carla.

01:21:05 – Looking for extended sizes in chef uniforms
.. 01:23:15 – Calling back about the chef pants after guy hung up

01:30:32 – Hydrocodone is pussy shit for dogs.

01:32:06 – Is Dr. Sosa from Cuba?

01:35:25 – Hung up on by the pharmacy due to coughing
..01:36:24 – Why’d you hang up you little shit?

01:39:45 – Storage locker call
.. 01:41:55 – Connecting the phone doctor to fix Brad Carter’s show
.. 01:43:08 – They both confuse each other

01:46:23 – Jose calls Adult Toy Storage

01:50:40 – I’m ingnorant.
01:51:44 – Cursing and complaining.
01:51:40 – What, huh, hah?

02:05:34 – Dad upset in the background.

02:10:00 – Calling back the Chinese restaurant from last week
.. 02:26:12 – Calling to cancel

02:12:42 – Snoballs and ice cream

02:21:10 – Calling the church about the labia