Category: 2015

Raw Pork Steaks – 6/7/2015

Pranking corporate ethics hotlines. Calling random people and playing civil defense warnings. Trying to convince a man to replace his car wheel with a triangle. Calling truck stops to check on the Sunday night glory hole action, Mistress Morgan follows up acting as a suspicious wife. Guests are: Dwight, Mistress Morghan, LLama, Baz, GreenB & […]

You’re Fruity – 5/30/2015

Planet Fitness workers are accused of mishandling a harassing phone call.  Remembering Zolar and KDK moments from the PCU days.  Carlito is going to kill a billy goat as soon as he buys it.  Bothering a woman who is claiming discrimination against United Airlines for their refusal to sell her an unopened can of Diet […]

I Have AIDS – 5/25/2015

Jin Stewart joins Carlito and Milkman for some prank calls. We want boobs and craps at the Hustler casino. Lots of pissed off Indian restaurants. Jin is calling from the Food Network with a restaurant review. A man denies he touched his female employee inappropriately. Carlito gets called a “call center faggot”. The whole gang […]

LA: Las Vegas, CA – 5/23/2015

Carlito and Dwight do a late night show.  Twitter complainers, hotels & Carlito stuck in the elevator again.

Hey It’s Me Again – 5/20/2015

Carlito has all of his nurse papers, wants to know if he gets to use any latex on the job. A tense argument erupts when Carlito calls a hiring manager a Mother Bitch. Carlito wants to know if there are really “dark-dark” black people working at a company. Bill gets a job offer and is […]

As Long As You’re Clean – 5/17/2015

Rex is calling ahead looking for chains and bricks while on his way to Waco, TX after the big biker gang fight. Shitting and pissing on the phone while trying to buy stuff. Carlito breaker-checks a gas station then has all dairy sales cancelled due to power loss. Ordering some flamingo for pick up. A […]

The King Of Prank Calls – 5/13/2015

Carlito is the King of All Prank Calls.  Carlito is offering his services (trimming, masturbating & punching miniature horses) to a senior citizen couple.  Later on, his language keeps him from buying a wrecked Ford Escort.  JagTV joins the search for edible garbage at fast food restaurants.

Rub Some Butt – 5/10/2015

Carlito calls on a wedding dress for sale, upsets the seller with his inappropriateness.  Reading negative Yelp reviews to restaurants on Mother’s Day.  Baz and Carlito are looking for horses to eat in in Singapore.  An epic trolling of a Twitter complainer who gets GHF’d.  Lowe’s roulette yields some interesting items for sale.

The Search For Foo – 5/3/2015

Carlito starts off the night bothering people who held yard sales this weekend. Milkman tries to order Foo at the Carl’s Jr. drive-thru. How much sodium carbide in the food? Schooling a shitty cigar shop. Carlito is unable to find a spa that will masturbate his feet, legs and back. The All Seeing Eye of […]

Are You Still A Whore? – 4/8/2015

Evil Artie shows up after going broke on the poker tour circuit.  Dirty language upsets several people selling items online.  Carlito keeps making people think he is their co-worker drunk dialing in his boxers.  Asking Lowe’s about main machines and licking dark spots.  We burn out another lunk alarm.  Carlito asks a lady in the […]

In What Machine You Are? 4/5/2015

We have problems with Del Taco after some suspected lack of washing hands. Matt and Carlito and making their own party bus for Coachella. Having fun with the white guy at the Indian restaurant. Starting fights at the casinos in San Juan, PR.  Guests are Neon, Matt, Gloria, DS, Dwight, Gilmour & Mikethedonnie.

Fucking Globetrotters – 3/18/2015

The Harlem Globetrotters are cheaters and Carlito is complaining about it. Help Wanted calls including: Carlito has a thing for breaking into cars just to sniff the seats. Eddie Croff was caught masturbating at work and is calling to check on his suspension. Eddie Crawl is seriously peeing on the phone. Eddie Craw is looking […]

How Do You Walk? – 3/15/2015

Four orchestra players were arrested for looking into a women’s restroom during a concert.  Carlito is calling hotels in foreign countries asking if they have beds, water & air.  Looking for massage parlours in muslim Malaysia. Guests are Neon, Dwight, Baz & Tedwwweb.        

Trolling The Lunk Alarms – 3/8/2015

We call Planet Fitnesses to test out their lunk alarms and survey their members with rude questions.  Carlito orders cold ice cream off the online menu.  Jack Masterson is trying to get curbside room service.  Carlito and Dwight speak to yet another angry bahnchod – this one calls us cowards.  An Australian hotel clerk says […]

I’m Pissing Right Now – 3/5/2015

Carlito upsets a state worker and challenges him to a punching and kicking fight at the Wal*Mart.  Trying to get some spectator action at the local dance studio.  Ordering cabinets that plug in to the wall in order to make go.  Calling on job offers and making people feel really awkward in the process.  Getting […]