Category: Podcast

Prostate Exam Procedures – 8/2/2018

Carlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. RBCP, the inventor of the Twitter complainer prank call, from PhoneLosers.org joins us with a hilarious call from corporate in which he gets a customer to walk off […]

“I’m Gonna Shave Your Head” – 7/26/18

Carlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some […]

Diet Ass – 7/19/2018

McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus […]

13 Year Anniversary Show – 7/12/18

Join Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and […]

It’s Up To Your Ass – 5/26/2018

We’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for […]

Want To Get Your Ass Kicked? 4/20/2018

Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the […]

The Dead Hand – 3/31/18

Homer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter. Support […]

I Want Real Woman – 3/23/18

Join Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and […]

Girl Scout Cookie – 3/7/18

A short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies. Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like […]

The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18

Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases. Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk […]

Get The Snow Outta Here – 2/7/18

Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to […]

A Group of Like Minded Men – 2/3/18

The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again. Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito […]

More Get Your Shit Outta Here – 1/19/18

Calling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from XYZshow.xyz, Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from phonelosers.org, Reclude, Green B from the Green […]

New Years Machine – 12/31/2017

New Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms.   Support Madhouse on Patreon! Leave a review for this podcast on the iTunes store!  Follow Carlito on Twitter @madhouse and get more shows like this at Prank Call […]

Christmas Confidence Level Reporting – 12/24/17

Merry Christmas from Madhouse Radio! Carlito and Milkman call NORAD (our Christmas Eve tradition) and shoot the shit with the Santa Trackers.  XYZ from XYZshow.xyz joins as Carlito’s indifferent son.  A Twitter complainer pins us as scammers trying to ruin his night. Starting drama with a girls Mom and ordering food with heat at Waffle […]