Patel – 9/22/14
Carlito, Dwight, Neon and Baz are calling people named Patel. Dwight ruins a call with loud noise. Neon is calling from a house full of cats.
Category: 2014
Sep 22, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Return of the Help Wanted – 9/16/14
Carlito returns to an old favorite – calling numbers out of the help wanted classified ads in the Sunday paper. A hilarious couple of calls in search of a recruiter named Dirty. Berating a Navy recruiter for trying to slip in a conscription. A guy hears Carlito insulting him in the background of a speaker phone call. Carlito gets into a huge fight at a casino in front of Asian guests.
Sep 16, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
I Don’t Have A Viewer – 9/14/14
Trainwreck teaches us some Quebecois curse words. A very stoic-sounding Lowe’s employee gets into a long and discourteous phone call with Carlito. Pop-A-Lock is once again the target of our pranks. Calling a towing service to get a car out of a zoo after Carlito drove it into a zoo.
Sep 14, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Get This Shit Outta Here – 9/13/14
Carlito reverts into a toddler during a call to Starbucks. Brad Carter is an emotional turtle. Dadead has Carlito call his step daughter and tells her hes being arrested and his dad had a heart attack. He then tries to throw a lady off when he says hes a completely different person. We then follow up by sending all the neighboring businesses over to pick up their misdelivered merchandise. Requesting a very concerning message on a floral deliver card. We shut down the gas pumps during a corporate practical joke.
Sep 13, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
It Tastes Like Copper Pennies – 9/11/14
Carlito cancels an unhealthy order of pot pie , replaces it with a nice healthy salad. Dwight and Carlito are calling Pop And Lock – a locksmith business. We are taking long showers and doing miscellaneous dirty things in the gym locker room.
Sep 11, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
The Odyssey Does Not Go – 9/10/14
A lady does her best to convince Carlito that it is not acceptable to bathe in the library bathroom. Carlito is calling from the casino during several calls tonight. The Honda Odyssey does not go. Trying to get pee out of the casino pool. How many springs are in a tire machine?
Sep 10, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Carl Sanders – 9/7/14
Carlito gets into several heated arguments with a Puerto Rican guy taking orders at a sushi restaurant in St. Thomas, gets him sent home by the manager. Carl Sanders is calling to complain about public wifi and library bathrooms. Getting clarification on the bartering system at the Kmart in the Virgin Islands. Cornered in a casino elevator by a violent & rabid chicken.
Sep 07, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Carlito Goes to the Islands – 9/5/14
A short series of calls to the US Virgin Islands including horsies, ganja, nitrous and the Mr. Belvedere hotel. A McDonalds on the island is very offended at Carlito as well.
Sep 05, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
You Don’t Want To Know What He Said – 9/4/14
Carlito is getting to be smart with the guy at First Watch diner, crosses the line when he mentions his mother. Going down to the auto parts and getting settled in for a long stay. Eddie crosses the line when he curses too much while calling about a refrigerator. A saddle call crosses the line when David says he wants to try it out on a woman before purchasing. Confused about how to use the hotel room toilet and checking on the action at public toilets.
Sep 04, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Edgardo Inalfabeto – 9/2/14
Trying to get the guy at the library to do our meteorology assignment for sexual favors. More calls to the Hawaiian Pizza Hut call center machine. Carlito tries to piss off a Greek but suceeds in making friends instead. An inappropriate conversation with an Air Force recruiter.
Sep 02, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Drone Countermeasures – 9/1/14
The Indian guy at the Marble Slab Creamery gets irate with Carlito. Dadead is helping us look for Alki David and puts his step-daughter on the line. Trainwreck and Carlito discover the Hawaiian Pizza Hut call center for the first time. We are taking down drones flying over our property and calling the owners back. Nova talks some Freemasons shit. Dwight McLanahan joins us for some prank calls as well.
Sep 01, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Saxamaphone – 8/29/14
A short show with Carlito and Laugh Track Matt. How much feces (or baby mice) will fit in a saxamaphone? We don’t want a babysitter to perform sexual dances or be verbally abusive to our kid. Carlito’s weimaraner is complaining to him about the cats pissing on him. Flipping forklifts into appliances at our favorite Lowe’s.
Aug 29, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Special Skin Condition – 8/28/14
Carlito is calling around looking for a Mr. Al Abia. A man is looking for a skin cream product that will help his mistress’s unique skin problem. Looking at and ogling the Zappos product models. Looking for help and suggestions setting up a homosexual quickie between homeless men. Trying to get the timing right of a fraudulent pizza order.
Aug 28, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
Black Cheesecake – 8/24/14
Milkman is annoying Carlito with his open car window. Dirty Aaron also joins for some prank calls. Trying to order boxwood, one unit of floor and toilet batteries from the home improvement store. A homeless shelter is in violation of good Samaritan laws. Looking for a cheesecake with all the shit on it.
Aug 24, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
As Many Samples As You Want, Sir – 7/22/14
Carlito is trying to bribe a loss prevention officer into altering security camera footage at a store. The fleet needs help finding the Tomb of Athena. Carlito is trying to place an order for an obscene amount of free samples from Baskin-Robbins. Carlito becomes the Breaker King by setting the world record for fastest power breaker call. A woman is not qualified to answer a technical question. We send Indian food to Leo Laporte at the TWiT studio.
Jul 22, 2014 | 0 comments | View Post
