Category: Prank Calls

Denny’s Call #1 (Thanksgiving)

Carlito gives Denny’s a hard time on Thanksgiving night.

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D&D Priest

Carlito has some ideas for a Dungeon and Dragons character to discuss with a comic book store, they later track him down.

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Compton Pizza

Carlito has a debate with a pizza place in Compton, CA.

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Cobra Security (Zone 2)

A legendary Madhouse prank call with Valente and Assoicates complaining about the alarm in zone 2 going off.  A stuttering lawyer gets involved as well as his bumbling mother.

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Clean Toilets For America

Waking up the UK to have an American toilet cleaned

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The Claw Game

Talking about the claw game. Download file

Chicken Spaces

Lots of drama occurs when Carlito keeps asking for chicken Spaces instead of Pieces.

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Chicken Panties

Carlito makes an odd call to a Jamaican restaurant asking if their chicken was wearing panties.

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Chicken Skins

Carlito calls a chicken place to order just the skin and gristle.

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Children Who Break Up Marriages

A Madhouse listener passes on the phone number of a guy asked a woman in an adult chat room to call him.  He turns out to be a very apologetic kid after Chris Hansen gets involved.

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Cheese Boy

Madhouse listener Jonathan passes on the number for a co-worker of his that everyone calls Cheese Boy behind his back.

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Casino Call

Carlito calls a lady at a casino and gives her a hard time, tells her has a man parts.

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Casino Lost and Found

Carlito calls a lady at a casino after he lost his insulin, cell phone, pills, and pants.

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Calling Your Number For Your Number

Carlito is calling to confirm your phone number.

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Carlito Calls George Takei From Karate Kid

Carlito calls George Takei from Star Trek, confuses him with Pat Morita from The Karate Kid.

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