Mushroom Sauce – 10/25/2018 Show
It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle.
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Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to compete on the lot. Making stupid noises and insulting people in a general manner. Apologies for the technical issues with audio quality this episode.
RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a karaoke DJ’s big belly. Guests are RBCP, JagTV, Matt Hillock & Buster Casey.
Cross ordered blue crab machines but can’t figure out how to make them open and go. A restaurant makes the news for experimenting with cannabis to boil lobsters more humanely – the owner lady won’t SHUT UP ABOUT IT. Carlito has stolen an entire Cinnabon kitchen and is calling to get instructions on how to make it go. Brad breaks in as the coporate office to fire the girl who was willing to give out the company secrets. Ordering sharmuta, malaka and bahnchod.
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Carlito is joined by Dwight McC, JagTV, Matt Hillock & RBCP as we go over our PLA/PCN Meetup in Chicago. Thanks to everyone who donated to make this possible. Matt wonders why we always prank Indians, Carlito teaches him why. Ordering some stupid heat crap like always. This is another stupid show.
Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at 
Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at 
Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at 
There’s a hurricane headed to Hawaii, so we are looking everywhere for plywood. Carlito is confusing Free Pickup at Walmart with trucks for sale. Using anatomical breast descriptions while ordering bras over the phone. Eating canned dog food when the human food runs out.
It’s Tropical Smoothie night on Madhouse Radio as Carlito tries to flip the eggs with heat concept – by ordering smoothies with cold, in a waffle cone. The animal hospital receptionist doesn’t appreciate the insinuation that she is being replaced by a janitor. Insulting Puerto Rico while trying to book a vacation there. Bath Planet doesn’t support glory hole installations in their quotes. Captain Cross is looking to get hired to show a friend a good time on his boat machine.
Carlito thinks it’s good that you have a job answering the phone, even with your non-existant disability. The red Solo cup is smoking in the hotel room, not us. Brad Carter is on a mission to make a woman cry. Trying to use the gambler’s anonymous line to place random number guessing bets. CPAP cleaning services and another ride on top of the hotel elevator.
Carlito and Milkman somehow get on the subject of prostate exams tonight and they are concerned with the way in which a doctor cleans us up afterwards. 
Carlito is in the mood to threaten women with forced head shavings tonight. Calling a news tip line and describing the plot to the movie Boyz n the Hood. Ordering some eggs with heat LIKE ALWAYS. Calling some of them swap shops including diabetic supplies, reclaimed barn tin, a tractor and a refrigerator that some Satanic worshipers want to use to sacrifice a goat by drowning.
McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus
