Cock Smoker – 3/27/14
carlito | Mar 27, 2014 | 0 comments
They guys are giving trouble to businesses as usual including trying to buy beer in Pigeon Forge. Pastor Will calls us out on our prank skills then ruins every call we try to make with him. A man has replied to an ad for a personal massager, we try to antagonize him but he is too sedated to care.
Show Notes:
| 0:06:45 | Calling the wrong place |
| 0:07:43 | Where can I get a beer in Pigeon Forge? |
| 0:08:31 | ..Turbo is also upset about the lack of beer in town |
| 0:10:15 | Desert Inn on the beach. |
| 0:18:23 | Calling someone looking for a dog walker |
| 0:21:23 | Assless chaps |
| 0:22:23 | ..Matty calls back |
| 0:25:15 | Cambodians get their asses kicked by everybody |
| 0:26:22 | ..calling back to order 1 Pol Pot |
| 0:29:56 | What kind of Asian food is this |
| 0:33:45 | ..calling back to poll her on LTM vs Milkman |
| 0:36:26 | Inbound call for studio equipment |
| 0:41:22 | Calling about a snake |
| 0:44:31 | Selling a studio |
| 0:52:47 | Dwight calls back a tough guy |
| 1:02:36 | Equipment for sale |
| 1:05:46 | Get it out of your ass |
| 1:09:37 | Ukrainian Hotel hangs up quick |
| 1:10:44 | Is this the Soviet Union Hotel? |
| 1:16:14 | Vietnamese Foo |
| 1:18:34 | I didn’t like the tone of your text |
| 1:23:57 | Pastor WIll can’t be fazed |
| 1:31:20 | Pastor Will ruins a call |
| 1:32:34 | Bahnchod fail, Pastor Will critiques |
| 1:33:38 | Soviet Union call ruined by Pastor Will |
| 1:33:38 | Motherfucker calls Charlie |
| 1:41:25 | Apartheid at the South African hotel |
| 1:44:06 | ..transfer is taking too long |
| 1:47:40 | Shh Shh Shh Shh |
| 1:50:29 | Bull mastiff measurements |
| 1:53:05 | .. calling back and getting yelled at |
| 1:55:26 | Turbo Nairing his balls yields a hang up |
| 1:56:02 | ..calling back about the problem with the drain |
| 1:57:25 | The entire panel jumps in with vulgar comments |
| 2:02:58 | Calling back a Craigslist responder |
| 2:05:00 | Like the girl wo gives head but doesn’t like to |
| 2:05:37 | What’s a cock smoker? |
| 2:06:51 | Connecting another guy on the line to get it out of the ass machine |
| 2:08:27 | Are you having a bad day sir? |
| 2:18:54 | What is your beef sir? |
| 2:23:08 | You have to be sstraight acting if you come for the free equipment |
| 2:26:25 | Previous guy figures out Dwight changed his voicemail |
| 2:29:35 | Calling back the Junk Buster |
| 2:35:15 | Tempurpedic bed for sale – calling too late |
| 2:36:16 | Putting a chihuahua in a basket and shooting him down a lake on a bicycle |
| 2:43:03 | Woman responded to personal massager ad |
| 2:45:09 | Sedated man responded to personal massager ad |
| 3:02:26 | Indian troubleshoot call fail |
| 3:05:08 | She will track our number |
| 3:16:46 | Another Comcast complainer |
| 3:26:21 | Daniel complaining about airline service |
