Horse Machine Ranch Road – 9/30/13
Carlito is complaining about broken a/c and closets. We command the lady at the library reference to create a detailed weather comparison graph. Carlito is instigating a shoe war between competing stores in the same shopping center. Canceling Chinese food orders greatly upsets the chef – Carlito gets away with it twice.
Show Notes:
01:29 – Motherfucking air conditioner is broke, no men are in to fix it.
.. 02:54 – Wife calls back, gets hung up on right away
06:08 – Motherfucking closets, no men are in to fix it.
12:50 – Old Man Matt
14:39 – Christian Rap Video with a Klansman being drowned in a lake.
20:36 – Wood Renewal for the coffin/bed machine
23:54 – Leak detection machines
25:47 – Why did you hang up earlier?
…32:46 – Matt calls back, doesn’t last long
27:44 – Library reference desk call
35:50 – Metal guy wraps the phone in a food wrapper.
37:30 – Big fat sheet metal Brian
43:20 – Shoe wars 1
… 45:37 – Shoe wars 2
… 46:09 – Shoe wars 3 (3 Lies)
50:12 – Stupid liquor joke
51:04 – China Wok #1 (Placing order)
… 59:30 – China Wok #2 (Canceling order)
… 01:00:19 – Really angry Chinese chef gets involved
… 01:02:36 – China Wok #3 (Trying to ‘wok’ things out)
… 01:13:57 – China Wok #4
… 01:18:18 – Connecting a random Italian restaurant with China Wok
… 01:19:06 – Placing a second order
… 01:34:18 – China Wok #5 (Canceling second order)
54:23 – Irate about the apartment complex
01:07:50 – The worst buffet in town
01:08:47 – Joe White calls the pendeja and the bodega
… 01:09:22 – Calling the bodega again
01:10:27 – Charging 30% to cash a check
… 01:13:15 – Calling back for the check cashing employees info
01:22:00 – Puerto Rican at the haricut place is disguting
01:23:40 – Haircut for a competition
01:32:00 – Ordering chicken tenders, hold everything
